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Biker baws of the ot: cruiser or crotch rocket?

Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:36 am
Posted by 3morereps
The Gym
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Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:36 am
I am a fan of anything on two wheels and love sport bikes/crotch rockets. Nothing gets my johnson harder than twisting the throttle on an inline 4, liter bike. If you put a gun to my head i am taking a cruiser though: 1) more comfy 2) better resale 3) bisches love the vibrating vtwin between their legs.
This post was edited on 7/11/18 at 10:05 am
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:37 am to
meet me at Sonic for a mud check, I'll let you know afterwards
Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:37 am to
quote:

Nothing gets my johnson harder than twisting the throttle on an inline 4 liter bike.


Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16202 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:40 am to
neither.


2 stroke dirt bikes.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:41 am to
Don’t get caught wearing a Sons of Anarchy leather vest.
Posted by 3morereps
The Gym
Member since Jun 2015
6735 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:43 am to
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2 stroke dirt bikes.





Sounds like swarming bumble bees on meth
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:43 am to
Which one comes with a leather jacket and patches when you buy it? That’s the one I would buy
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:44 am to
quote:

Nothing gets my johnson harder than twisting the throttle on an inline 4 liter bike.


You're not a fan of poon I take it?
Posted by Cotten
Tennessee
Member since Jan 2018
1255 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:46 am to
I rode a Suzuki supermoto for 3 years in college. Was fun as hell, a wheelie monster.
Posted by mmmmmbeeer
ATL
Member since Nov 2014
7431 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:50 am to
Whichever allows me to most easily do the completely badass biker wave. I find it incredibly important to acknowledge complete strangers who also ride two-wheeled machines on the roadways, especially if we both have white goatees.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64533 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:53 am to
See my sig pic. That’s my Harley V-Rod. Never cared for crotch rockets. I’m a cruiser guy myself. But having said that, I don’t look down in those who ride other type bikes. The style of bike someone likes is a personal decision and up to them.

ETA: here’s my bike for those on mobile who don’t see sig pics.
This post was edited on 7/11/18 at 8:55 am
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
10914 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:56 am to
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Biker baws of the ot: cruiser or crotch rocket?



All depends on what type of riding you plan to do most often.

Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
11740 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 9:02 am to
Few things were as much fun as the GSXR 750 I had. Then I witnessed first hand someone become a quadriplegic and decided it wasn't worth the risk.

If I lived somewhere with nice riding roads and close to zero traffic that I could take a bike out and encounter very few vehicles, I'd possibly still own one. But in Lafayette Louisiana, no fricking way.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
19133 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 9:09 am to
I choose a cruiser, solely for riding position. I could care less if the bike has a V-twin or a V-4...I don't care what it sounds like or how it vibrates. I want something I can be comfortable on with a daily commute to work or a ride through the mountains.

Full disclosure...I sold my Vulcan 2 years ago and probably won't replace it until my youngest kids are old enough to drive.


quote:

Nothing gets my johnson harder than twisting the throttle on an inline 4 liter bike.


Where in the hell are you finding a 4 liter inline motorcycle engine? Hell...my 1500cc V-twin engine seemed freaking huge, and you are talking about something with over twice that displacement.

Posted by randybobandy
NOLA
Member since Mar 2015
1908 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 9:09 am to
quote:

i am taking a cruiser though: 1) more comfy 2) better resale 3) bisches love the vibrating vtwin between their legs.


Riding in the missionary position with forward controls is just stupid. Get a standard with the pegs below your hips. That is more comfy.

Resale on cruisers is the worst- Check Craigslist and you will see hundreds of cruisers for 50% what it was worth last year.

As far as bitches loving the vibration.........most of the broads riding on the back of cruisers are ugly AF.

I have a fz1 standard, KX dirtbike and a Supermoto, I ride the supermoto about 75% of the time because it is so fun.
Posted by randybobandy
NOLA
Member since Mar 2015
1908 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 9:10 am to
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Where in the hell are you finding a 4 liter inline motorcycle engine?



I think he means a inline 4 , liter bike ( 1000cc)..
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 7/11/18 at 9:13 am to
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Where in the hell are you finding a 4 liter inline motorcycle engine? H


I know, such a little engine. I prefer at least a 5.7 to 7.4 baw...

Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 7/11/18 at 9:15 am to
quote:

If you put a gun to my head i am taking a cruiser though: 1) more comfy 2) better resale 3) bisches love the vibrating vtwin between their legs.



All the resales sucks, you can get a more upright cushy seat sporty bike, bishes love to go fast and lean as well
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
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Member since Oct 2004
57209 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 9:18 am to
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Don’t get caught wearing a Sons of Anarchy leather vest.


Folks will think you're a whiny bitch like Ron Perlman.
Posted by biglego
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Member since Nov 2007
76284 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 9:19 am to

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