Biggest foot in mouth moment you've had

Your mom sucked my toes.

Well, you're in Arkansas so it isn't an unreasonable assumption.

I asked chicken if they had any standards for who got to be an admin

Guy I knew a little,said when I went to our district office that he was tired from the weekend. I asked why. He said he was at the special Olympics event last weekend. I saw an opening and asked, "How many medals did you win?" He said, "None, but my son won three?" Wanted to crawl under somewhere!

Was Introduced to a coworkers mom who told me she couldn’t attend an event due to school. This woman was in her late 40’s and I thought it was amazing that a woman her age would go back to school, well I told her just that then she preceded to tell me that the “school” was due to a DUI.

Didn’t care how the mom felt but I felt horrible for my coworker.

Was on a first date and she was talking about something her late husband did ( I cannot recall what) and I said " Oh Geez....if that was me I would've killed myself".

I saw the look on her face and just knew.

Few minutes later I had to just get it out there, and said " Look...earlier I made a flip statement about 'killing myself'...I noticed you face....you late husband....did he..." She finishes sentence, "....committed suicide, yes."

Lovely. Hey bartender....another drink over here

I used to wait tables in college. One very busy weekend night, I was hurrying from one table to the kitchen when I saw that I had a new table that just arrived and sat in one of the booths. For efficiency, I stopped by without really paying much attention to take a drink order. They ordered 4 soft drinks and I began to walk away. I realized that although I heard them, it didn't really 'register' what they said. So I turned back around and said "I'm sorry, I'm retarded. What did ya'll order again?" only to look at the family and realize the son had down syndrome.


Yeah, it was bad. I know ya'll are going to ask so after I did this I tried unsuccessfully to give the table to another server so I didn't have to go back there. No one would take it. So, for the rest of the meal, I gave them the best service possible, spending a lot of extra time and attention on the son. He never realized or didn't understand what just happened. At the end of the meal, as they were leaving the Dad walked over and gave me my tip and he thanked me and shook hands. He gave me the 'it's cool, I know you didn't mean that' look and a pretty good tip. The son had a blast...I felt like absolute shite...

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Even if she was going back to college, this: quote: I thought it was amazing that a woman her age would go back to school, well I told her just that would still be foot in mouth.

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It takes lots of dedication and sacrifice for someone of that age to go back to school.

And I’m around the same age as she is so it wasn’t an insult.

See my edit. We’re around the same age. It wasn’t an insult

But I get that


And if you go back to school. Great that you’re doing that at your age

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See my edit. We’re around the same age. I wasn’t an insult.

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I didn't think it was an insult.