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re: Bidet Purchase...Proof that spending time on the OT actually can be productive.
Posted on 4/28/25 at 5:04 pm to cryptkeeper
Posted on 4/28/25 at 5:04 pm to cryptkeeper
Best analogy I use to get someone to try one is ask them, "If you walk through the yard and step in dog shite are you going to smear it around with dry toilet paper or wash your foot"?
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Posted on 4/28/25 at 5:51 pm to cryptkeeper
I thought bidets were stupid until I traveled overseas and used them regularly.
They are so much better than toilet paper. I need to buy one.
They are so much better than toilet paper. I need to buy one.
Posted on 4/28/25 at 5:54 pm to Forever
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half a roll per shite
Doesn't your toilet get stopped up? How many times do you have to flush?
Posted on 4/28/25 at 6:40 pm to cryptkeeper
Just treated myself to one at the retirement house. Wondering why I waited.
Posted on 4/28/25 at 6:44 pm to cryptkeeper
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Wish I would have gotten this a lot sooner.
Thrombosed Hemmarhoid drove me to get one a few yrs ago. That cleared up in a few wks but the bidet is a permanent fixture now!!
Posted on 4/29/25 at 8:53 am to FatBoy62
quote:I use a bidet so I'm definitely not speaking out against it, but I see bidet users say this all the time in an attempt to sensationalize wiping. In truth, it's wiping it off. Nobody is trying to smear it and leave it there, they are wiping it off. Even if it smears in the process, it still gets wiped off. Now the difference is a bidet will get it cleaner than "wiping".
are you going to smear it around
Posted on 4/29/25 at 9:07 am to cryptkeeper
I was also skeptical...but it has been a total game changer. I'm pissed when I have to make a grumpy in public and actually have to wipe my own arse. 
Posted on 4/29/25 at 9:11 am to cryptkeeper
It's a fricking game changer. The way that things lasers in on "the spot" is magnificent.
Toto Washlet from Amazon
Best $600 my wife has ever spent.
I saw Amazon is selling "slightly used" bidets... ugh no thanks
Oh also the warmth. How could I forget the heat. That was a nice surprise.
Toto Washlet from Amazon
Best $600 my wife has ever spent.
I saw Amazon is selling "slightly used" bidets... ugh no thanks
Oh also the warmth. How could I forget the heat. That was a nice surprise.
This post was edited on 4/29/25 at 9:13 am
Posted on 4/29/25 at 9:22 am to cryptkeeper
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:38 am to cryptkeeper
Do you have to rub soap on your shitty arse prior to using it?
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:29 pm to Tempratt
Maybe just give yourself a pre-wash prior to pooping so that doesn't stick. 
Posted on 4/30/25 at 7:24 am to cryptkeeper
Just wanted to add my two cents... Bidet = GAME CHANGER
I purchased a Luxe after reading this post, installed yesterday, and just took my first bidet morning constitutional. Life will never be the same and I feel like an idiot I didn't purchase this attachment sooner.
I will add though that I can only use the low spray setting. Anything more aggressive would be sexual assault IMO.
I purchased a Luxe after reading this post, installed yesterday, and just took my first bidet morning constitutional. Life will never be the same and I feel like an idiot I didn't purchase this attachment sooner.
I will add though that I can only use the low spray setting. Anything more aggressive would be sexual assault IMO.
Posted on 4/30/25 at 7:29 am to Forever
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I use half a roll per shite, minimum.
Time to add a little psyllium husk to the diet, buddy.
For others, if you haven’t purchased one already and have a special lady friend in your household, purchase one with the feminine front spray. Also fantastic. The model in the OP has it.
This post was edited on 4/30/25 at 7:30 am
Posted on 4/30/25 at 7:29 am to TerraForma
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TerraForma
can you link the one you bought?
I've clicked some of the ones mentioned eralier and they range from $450-$600....I'm super intrigued by the whole thing but man I can't stomach paying that much for a toilet seat.
Posted on 4/30/25 at 7:34 am to WG_Dawg
Posted on 4/30/25 at 7:39 am to HempHead
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Congrats on the clean butthole.
Honestly, that should always be celebrated.
Posted on 4/30/25 at 7:45 am to LSUFreek
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It's the pressure-washing power (on high) that makes me jump. That can feel like I'm being poked with an ice pick.
Posted on 4/30/25 at 7:47 am to TigerFanatic99
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When I was in Suwon a few weeks ago the toilet in my room had an Enema button. I was too scared to touch it.
NGL, I had to make sure this wasn't an el gaucho post
Posted on 4/30/25 at 6:00 pm to cryptkeeper
Although I have one, I wouldn't recommend a bidet. Every other toilet seems inferior without it. And a bidet man could become obsessed with dude wipes in the absence.
Posted on 4/30/25 at 6:05 pm to cryptkeeper
I had the plumbing on all the toilets changed in the house to have hot and cold water availability.
Then I spent the money on a Toto for the master bathroom which has the electric heat and fresh arse thing.
So much more better!
Then I spent the money on a Toto for the master bathroom which has the electric heat and fresh arse thing.
So much more better!
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