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re: Best way to deal with theft from work fridge
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:22 pm to BigSquirrel
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:22 pm to BigSquirrel
In the savannah of your workplace, someone else is the lion. You are the wildebeest.
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Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:22 pm to LSUSoulja08
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They just a squirrel tryna get a nut.
I gotcha, so you're saying I should catch a squirrel and put it in the fridge pack, and when they open it, BAM! Ice cold crazy squirrel!?
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:24 pm to Jim Rockford
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In the savannah of your workplace, someone else is the lion. You are the wildebeest.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:24 pm to BigSquirrel
Burn the place to the ground. These kinds of things can't go unchecked.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:24 pm to BigSquirrel
I have my own fridge in my office. Get you one.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:24 pm to cleeveclever
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you could ask whoever is doing it to stop and hope being adults is sufficient
Wrong answer! If I wanted to be sensible, would I have come here for answers?
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:25 pm to 12
OP
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:25 pm to gotigers53
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Haribo sugarless gummi bears. Check out the reviews on amazon
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:25 pm to BigSquirrel
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My first thought was to stop using the work fridge for my drinks, but leave a case of decoys there, upon which I would piss upon and then put them back in the case. Then after the thief returns, leave a note stating that he/she has been drinking my piss off the top of Coke cans for a week. But I know you guys can come up with something better, so have at it, what you got?
Horrible, this idea.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:25 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
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Are any of them hot co-eds?
Not a one of them. If it was the summer when the interns come in, we usually get a few though.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:26 pm to BigSquirrel
What about first start out by putting your name on a note on top of them so they can not take one without moving the note. If they take one after that try casual stating to a few people in the office "I think someone might be taking my drinks, wish they would stop, etc." maybe someone will get the hint.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:29 pm to msflower
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What about first start out by putting your name on a note on top of them so they can not take one without moving the note. If they take one after that try casual stating to a few people in the office "I think someone might be taking my drinks, wish they would stop, etc." maybe someone will get the hint.
Omega.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:29 pm to BigSquirrel
This post was edited on 4/28/14 at 3:35 pm
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:29 pm to msflower
Bring your drinks in a Yeti or write your name with a Sharpie on the bottles.
If you are bold enough to swipe a person's drinks with your name on it, that's grounds for an arse whipping in the parking garage.
If you are bold enough to swipe a person's drinks with your name on it, that's grounds for an arse whipping in the parking garage.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:29 pm to gotigers53
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Haribo sugarless gummi bears. Check out the reviews on amazon. You will not regret this choice
I like your choice. A strong choice, for sure.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:32 pm to BigSquirrel
Inject black tar heroin into each can. I'm pretty sure they'll all either die or become addicts.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:33 pm to BigSquirrel
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:34 pm to BigSquirrel
Make an announcement "reminding" people that the drinks that you bring to work are yours. Say that you have looked at security footage and you know who is taking the drinks and if it happens again there will be consequences.
Or tape a note to the fridge or send out an email saying the above, if you don't want to make a formal announcement.
Or tape a note to the fridge or send out an email saying the above, if you don't want to make a formal announcement.
This post was edited on 4/28/14 at 3:36 pm
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:37 pm to Bluefin
Intentional infliction of emotional distress...lawsuit
Posted on 4/28/14 at 3:41 pm to BigSquirrel
Ricin
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