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re: Best way to catch Jody

Posted on 2/17/20 at 7:33 pm to
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
11993 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 7:33 pm to
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If there’s one thing I learned from The Sopranos, it’s that you also need to consult with every divorce attorney in town. That way she’ll be hard pressed to find someone that can represent her.


This post was edited on 2/17/20 at 7:34 pm
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
78062 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 7:33 pm to
quote:

1. Move ALL your money & big ownership items to someone in your family or best friend that you trust beyond any shadow of a doubt. 
"Sell" the cars, house, boat, etc. to them
How does one do this without the wife knowing?
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 7:37 pm to
Tracking device on the bottom of your wife’s car.

Hidden camera in your house.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 7:43 pm to
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He does get it, it is especially hard though when emotions run high, ive seen texts, mainly from Jody, mostly innocent responses from wife, but still way over the line as far as the volume of texting between them. I may have blown up enough to put her on alert for the time being. I think I’ll take advice and look long term.


The hardest part is keeping quiet after you know.

You can make noise after the divorce. When you laugh like Hell because you let her hang herself.

You really want to pay Jody back? Let him have her.

She'll cheat on him too.
Posted by uscpuke
Member since Jan 2004
6197 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 7:47 pm to
Sniff her dildo and ask why it smells like Jody’s arse. BUSTED!!
Posted by mmmmmbeeer
ATL
Member since Nov 2014
9746 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 7:52 pm to
quote:

1. Move ALL your money & big ownership items to someone in your family or best friend that you trust beyond any shadow of a doubt.
"Sell" the cars, house, boat, etc. to them. The taxes & notary public fees wil be MORE than worth it.

2. Cash out all the checking, savings, & retirement. Put in a bag in your parents' attic, with or without telling them.

3. When you contact a lawyer, explain to them that you're broke. Don't tell them a thing about moving the money/ownership of anything. Pay for said lawyer in cash.

4. Collect video evidence.

5. Submit evidence to lawyer & file the papers.

6. Collect alimony.

7. "Buy" your stuff back. Enjoy your new life.

8. DO NOT POST A SINGLE THING ABOUT THE DIVORCE ON SOCIAL MEDIA, EMAIL, OR TEXT MESAAGE.


Never gone through a divorce but just how dumb does one have to believe the court system and lawyers are to not have you explain why you liquidated everything you own over the course of a year or two prior to divorce? Surely if the wife can prove you tried to hide assets and can prove the amount hidden, those will be considered assets, right?
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
34894 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 7:54 pm to
Beartrap by your wife’s minge.
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 8:01 pm to
Don't weep for me baw. She's long gone. Kids are older. I've got 2 more years of college for one. Life is good.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
3835 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 8:21 pm to
FYI for all you baws out there.. you can rewire any speaker to receive input. IE you can turn any speaker into a microphone with minimal tampering. Plant a sound activated switch and boom. You're in business.

Really helps with all the pain in the arse snooping shite as they are usually in an ideal place to record sound.

Don't ask. I've got some real world class degenerate friends
This post was edited on 2/17/20 at 8:27 pm
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15746 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 8:47 pm to
We used to pick on an IT guy at work because he was creepy with cameras in every room of his house. Would have them on one of his screens all day to watch his dogs.

One day Jody and the wife come home at lunch and f*** on the dining room table. 100% honest. Felt so bad for the guy.
Posted by uscpuke
Member since Jan 2004
6197 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

We used to pick on an IT guy at work because he was creepy with cameras in every room of his house. Would have them on one of his screens all day to watch his dogs.


Was he fat?
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 8:52 pm to
quote:

Clean out ALL joint financial accounts


Agree with the rest, but I don't think judges look too kindly on that.

And adultery does not even matter all that much in LA. It affects whether she can get alimony and that's pretty much it.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41404 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 9:01 pm to
Do you have her iCloud password?
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32575 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 9:10 pm to
Y’all act like a woman’s divorce lawyer can’t ask for bank statements or put your arse under oath about what you did with the property.
Posted by northLAgoomba
Grand Cane, LA
Member since Nov 2009
3979 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

Best way to catch Jody


Look for this car in front of your house:

Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 9:49 pm to
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Y’all act like a woman’s divorce lawyer can’t ask for bank statements or put your arse under oath about what you did with the property.


With joint accounts, there isn't much that can be done once it's been withdrawn. It's your own responsibility to track all of your accounts, whether individual or joint
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
37586 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 9:49 pm to
Catch her in the act. Adultery throws out any chance of her having a case.

Cameras in your house first for a while.
Put the tracker on her car second if she’s going out instead of him coming in.
Once you see she goes to Jody’s spot or a hotel. Just show up there. Tracker on the car is never talked about again. It never happened
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33097 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 9:55 pm to
quote:

Best way to catch Jody

Across the head with an aluminum bat.
This post was edited on 2/17/20 at 9:56 pm
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5437 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:38 pm to
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Never gone through a divorce but just how dumb does one have to believe the court system and lawyers are to not have you explain why you liquidated everything you own over the course of a year or two prior to divorce? Surely if the wife can prove you tried to hide assets and can prove the amount hidden, those will be considered assets, right?


Chalk it up to gambling losses then join GA for rehabilitation. This process works, or has worked.
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:39 pm to
Just don't ever say if you're coming home early and do it randomly.

But better yet, don't marry a whore.
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