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re: Best way to catch Jody
Posted on 2/17/20 at 7:33 pm to StringedInstruments
Posted on 2/17/20 at 7:33 pm to StringedInstruments
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If there’s one thing I learned from The Sopranos, it’s that you also need to consult with every divorce attorney in town. That way she’ll be hard pressed to find someone that can represent her.
This post was edited on 2/17/20 at 7:34 pm
Posted on 2/17/20 at 7:33 pm to forever lsu30
quote:How does one do this without the wife knowing?
1. Move ALL your money & big ownership items to someone in your family or best friend that you trust beyond any shadow of a doubt.
"Sell" the cars, house, boat, etc. to them
Posted on 2/17/20 at 7:37 pm to Duffnshank
Tracking device on the bottom of your wife’s car.
Hidden camera in your house.
Hidden camera in your house.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 7:43 pm to Duffnshank
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He does get it, it is especially hard though when emotions run high, ive seen texts, mainly from Jody, mostly innocent responses from wife, but still way over the line as far as the volume of texting between them. I may have blown up enough to put her on alert for the time being. I think I’ll take advice and look long term.
The hardest part is keeping quiet after you know.
You can make noise after the divorce. When you laugh like Hell because you let her hang herself.
You really want to pay Jody back? Let him have her.
She'll cheat on him too.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 7:47 pm to Duffnshank
Sniff her dildo and ask why it smells like Jody’s arse. BUSTED!!
Posted on 2/17/20 at 7:52 pm to forever lsu30
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1. Move ALL your money & big ownership items to someone in your family or best friend that you trust beyond any shadow of a doubt.
"Sell" the cars, house, boat, etc. to them. The taxes & notary public fees wil be MORE than worth it.
2. Cash out all the checking, savings, & retirement. Put in a bag in your parents' attic, with or without telling them.
3. When you contact a lawyer, explain to them that you're broke. Don't tell them a thing about moving the money/ownership of anything. Pay for said lawyer in cash.
4. Collect video evidence.
5. Submit evidence to lawyer & file the papers.
6. Collect alimony.
7. "Buy" your stuff back. Enjoy your new life.
8. DO NOT POST A SINGLE THING ABOUT THE DIVORCE ON SOCIAL MEDIA, EMAIL, OR TEXT MESAAGE.
Never gone through a divorce but just how dumb does one have to believe the court system and lawyers are to not have you explain why you liquidated everything you own over the course of a year or two prior to divorce? Surely if the wife can prove you tried to hide assets and can prove the amount hidden, those will be considered assets, right?
Posted on 2/17/20 at 7:54 pm to Duffnshank
Beartrap by your wife’s minge.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 8:01 pm to 13SaintTiger
Don't weep for me baw. She's long gone. Kids are older. I've got 2 more years of college for one. Life is good.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 8:21 pm to yatesdog38
FYI for all you baws out there.. you can rewire any speaker to receive input. IE you can turn any speaker into a microphone with minimal tampering. Plant a sound activated switch and boom. You're in business.
Really helps with all the pain in the arse snooping shite as they are usually in an ideal place to record sound.
Don't ask. I've got some real world class degenerate friends
Really helps with all the pain in the arse snooping shite as they are usually in an ideal place to record sound.
Don't ask. I've got some real world class degenerate friends
This post was edited on 2/17/20 at 8:27 pm
Posted on 2/17/20 at 8:47 pm to Duffnshank
We used to pick on an IT guy at work because he was creepy with cameras in every room of his house. Would have them on one of his screens all day to watch his dogs.
One day Jody and the wife come home at lunch and f*** on the dining room table. 100% honest. Felt so bad for the guy.
One day Jody and the wife come home at lunch and f*** on the dining room table. 100% honest. Felt so bad for the guy.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 8:50 pm to BabyTac
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We used to pick on an IT guy at work because he was creepy with cameras in every room of his house. Would have them on one of his screens all day to watch his dogs.
Was he fat?
Posted on 2/17/20 at 8:52 pm to SavageOrangeJug
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Clean out ALL joint financial accounts
Agree with the rest, but I don't think judges look too kindly on that.
And adultery does not even matter all that much in LA. It affects whether she can get alimony and that's pretty much it.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 9:01 pm to Duffnshank
Do you have her iCloud password?
Posted on 2/17/20 at 9:10 pm to forever lsu30
Y’all act like a woman’s divorce lawyer can’t ask for bank statements or put your arse under oath about what you did with the property.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 9:47 pm to Duffnshank
quote:
Best way to catch Jody
Look for this car in front of your house:

Posted on 2/17/20 at 9:49 pm to baybeefeetz
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Y’all act like a woman’s divorce lawyer can’t ask for bank statements or put your arse under oath about what you did with the property.
With joint accounts, there isn't much that can be done once it's been withdrawn. It's your own responsibility to track all of your accounts, whether individual or joint
Posted on 2/17/20 at 9:49 pm to Duffnshank
Catch her in the act. Adultery throws out any chance of her having a case.
Cameras in your house first for a while.
Put the tracker on her car second if she’s going out instead of him coming in.
Once you see she goes to Jody’s spot or a hotel. Just show up there. Tracker on the car is never talked about again. It never happened
Cameras in your house first for a while.
Put the tracker on her car second if she’s going out instead of him coming in.
Once you see she goes to Jody’s spot or a hotel. Just show up there. Tracker on the car is never talked about again. It never happened
Posted on 2/17/20 at 9:55 pm to Duffnshank
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Best way to catch Jody
Across the head with an aluminum bat.
This post was edited on 2/17/20 at 9:56 pm
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:38 pm to mmmmmbeeer
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Never gone through a divorce but just how dumb does one have to believe the court system and lawyers are to not have you explain why you liquidated everything you own over the course of a year or two prior to divorce? Surely if the wife can prove you tried to hide assets and can prove the amount hidden, those will be considered assets, right?
Chalk it up to gambling losses then join GA for rehabilitation. This process works, or has worked.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:39 pm to Duffnshank
Just don't ever say if you're coming home early and do it randomly.
But better yet, don't marry a whore.
But better yet, don't marry a whore.
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