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re: Best time you've had in an airport?
Posted on 1/28/17 at 2:54 am to BabyTac
Posted on 1/28/17 at 2:54 am to BabyTac
When I was 15 I got a hand job at Midway airport in chicago while we were waiting on our flight that was delayed. My girlfriend did some voodoo shite under my jacket which was on my lap. I still don't know how she got her arm under the armrest and in my pants, but i was glad.
We were on our way back from a mission trip with the church youth group.
Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
We were on our way back from a mission trip with the church youth group.
Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
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Posted on 1/28/17 at 3:25 am to IceTiger
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Dfw people watching
I've got a 3 hour layover Wednesday morning there. Hoping to find a few Bloody Mary's and some good people watching!
Posted on 1/28/17 at 3:34 am to BabyTac
My flights are on a certain schedule, and I've been doing it long enough that I meet up with a few of the same people over and over. So whenever there's a big delay, I almost always have buddies to get hammered with at the United Club or Centurion lounge.
Posted on 1/28/17 at 6:31 am to BabyTac
6 hour layover in Singapore. Got a hotel room in the airport and made my girlfriend only able to waddle.
Every Asian girl we interacted with after noticed her inability to walk straight and were literally fawning over me.
If you have been to that parts of the world, there is a trifecta needed. Money, another woman, and being fat.
It's the best bait of all time.
My wife still gives me shite about it.
Every Asian girl we interacted with after noticed her inability to walk straight and were literally fawning over me.
If you have been to that parts of the world, there is a trifecta needed. Money, another woman, and being fat.
It's the best bait of all time.
My wife still gives me shite about it.
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:09 am to BabyTac
I have several airport memories:
Eating a Polish sandwich at O'Hare.
Drinking tomato juice in beer at Detroit.
Drinking in a bar in the Atlanta airport after a month in New Jersey. It was good to be back in the south
Eating a Polish sandwich at O'Hare.
Drinking tomato juice in beer at Detroit.
Drinking in a bar in the Atlanta airport after a month in New Jersey. It was good to be back in the south
Posted on 1/28/17 at 10:17 am to mofungoo
In DFW last Friday watching all the snowflakes melt when Trump took the oath.
Posted on 1/28/17 at 10:29 am to BabyTac
Oh I have several airport acquaintances who still try and talk to me. Merely hanging out in an A/P bar, nothing more. 
Posted on 1/28/17 at 10:33 am to BabyTac
Probably the one time when I masturbated in a toilet stall just prior to boarding. Slept like a baby on that flight.
Posted on 1/28/17 at 10:44 am to BabyTac
Had a flight scheduled after a work meeting. Meeting wasn't supposed to end until a certain time, so we booked our flight accordingly. Plus accounted for rush hour road and airport traffic. Well the meeting ended like 3 hours early and we breezed through the airport. Hobby would serve beer in the middle of the concourse out of coolers like you were at a sports event. I got shatfaced with a group of guys from work. Flight was then delayed so we got free drink vouchers on the plane.
Bad part is my wife was meeting me at MSY to drive to her parents condo in Destin. I was supposed to drive. She was not a happy camper. I slept it off in the car.
Bad part is my wife was meeting me at MSY to drive to her parents condo in Destin. I was supposed to drive. She was not a happy camper. I slept it off in the car.
Posted on 1/28/17 at 12:55 pm to BabyTac
Signature Flight Support FBO at Houston Hobby has a banging frozen coffee machine.
Posted on 1/28/17 at 8:43 pm to BabyTac
I used to enjoy running through the airport leaping over suitcases and stuff. Then some guy slashed up my wife and while tirelessly searching for the real killer I accidently pulled an armed robbery and went to jail. Those were good times
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:21 pm to BabyTac
Back in the early 70s when I dropped my first quarter into the first pong game I had ever seen. Wow look at that technology!
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