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re: Best roommate stories
Posted on 8/10/16 at 9:06 pm to djangochained
Posted on 8/10/16 at 9:06 pm to djangochained
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Posted on 8/10/16 at 9:15 pm to fillmoregandt
Not scrolling further through this light bs but for future reference, it's box "springs". There's actual springs in their chief.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 9:16 pm to USEyourCURDS
I once lived with 5 other guys in a house off Highland. One roommate we all HATED after about a month all moving in. He was the worse; he thought he was the coolest kid ever though. There was even a private group on Facebook about how douchey this guy was and it got up to about 70 people before I left it. I won't get into all what he did but kind of what we did. When he wasn't home, multiple times we would go into his room and piss on his mattress and box spring but make sure the top was dry. (Not super proud about it these days). We did this at least 5-6 times and even had other friends do it. We almost got caught once when one guy didn't flip the mattress after pissing so he flipped out why his bed was wet.
About 2-3 years after we all moved out, read an article in the advocate where the dudes girlfriend at the time jumped off a 25 foot balcony to escape him one night after he wouldn't let her leave, threatened to kill himself and her....
I wonder now what ever happened to him...
About 2-3 years after we all moved out, read an article in the advocate where the dudes girlfriend at the time jumped off a 25 foot balcony to escape him one night after he wouldn't let her leave, threatened to kill himself and her....
I wonder now what ever happened to him...
Posted on 8/10/16 at 9:26 pm to Hold That Tiger 10
One afternoon after class, my roommate and I went to play tennis. While retreating to hit a ball he stepped on another. Funniest thing I ever saw. 
Posted on 8/10/16 at 9:31 pm to Hold That Tiger 10
I had a roommate once we were both fricking our old ladies I was hitting as hard as I could but my old lady was taking it very easy but my roommate had his girl screaming he was fricking her right. My old lady got jealous of how the other girl was feeling ask if she could get fricked by my roommate. My roommate was was big very big 10 inch dick by the way he took my girlfriend I never ever got to frick her again she left me. I will never frick a girl with him again.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 9:31 pm to USEyourCURDS
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This one sounds made up..
You don't think Steve ever broke his glasses?
Posted on 8/10/16 at 9:33 pm to djangochained
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He would come in drunk every night and eat whatever take out box was in fridge I put it in a canes box with leftover fries
Your a gotdamn lie
Posted on 8/10/16 at 9:43 pm to Ton Chou
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Not scrolling further through this light bs but for future reference, it's box "springs". There's actual springs in their chief.
Lol, I was not even paying attention when I was typing that one out. Long week. Yes, I'm aware it's SPRINGS
Posted on 8/10/16 at 9:43 pm to windshieldman
Steve wears contacts during board games. Don't get me started on your lactose intolerance..
Posted on 8/10/16 at 9:46 pm to USEyourCURDS
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Steve wears contacts during board games. Don't get me started on your lactose into
Leave my lactose intolerance out of this. And LEAVE STEVE ALONE!!
Posted on 8/10/16 at 9:52 pm to pistolpete23
Came home from work one evening about 6:30. That day was the last day of school and my roommates were both baseball players from out of town. I knew they were leaving for the summer and I would have a 4 bedroom to myself.
I open the door and the house is full of smoke. I can't tell where it's coming from there isn't Fire buts all smokey as shite. Nobody home.
Finally I throw open the dumass from mississippi's door and see an ironing board. And an iron face down on the carpet. Still plugged in. Just smoldering.
Idiot had ironed a shirt before he left...forgot to unplug the iron then slammed the bedroom door on the way out causing the iron to slam down to the carpet...
Still burning for hours.
I open the door and the house is full of smoke. I can't tell where it's coming from there isn't Fire buts all smokey as shite. Nobody home.
Finally I throw open the dumass from mississippi's door and see an ironing board. And an iron face down on the carpet. Still plugged in. Just smoldering.
Idiot had ironed a shirt before he left...forgot to unplug the iron then slammed the bedroom door on the way out causing the iron to slam down to the carpet...
Still burning for hours.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 9:57 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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You should have had a friend or two help you beat the shite out of him and demand money or the books. Going to security is lame.
Is it really more lame than having to beg two of your baws to help you beat up your roommate?
Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:35 pm to BowlJackson
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steal my textbooks
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and ate their food all weekend.
Well then...
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:31 am to McCaigBro69
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brought a girl home from a party
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being far apart and 1 being really close, how would you describe the proximity of her eyes?
Pics for reference:
here's a 1:
and here's a 10:
This post was edited on 8/11/16 at 8:33 am
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:48 am to RoyalBaby
The last girl is still pretty even with her Alien eyes.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:50 am to Hold That Tiger 10
I had one roomate (lets' all him roomate #1) who would sneak in the bathroom with a cold glass of water about once every other week, when the other roomate (roomate #2) was showering. He would throw the cold water over the shower curtain, then run like hell.
One day, roomate #2 decided that he was going to do the same trick to roomate #1. Of course, he screwed up and told me about it. Just to screw with his plan, I told roomate #1. The time comes...roomate #1 is in the shower, roomate #2 throws a glass of water over the shower curtain...roomate #1 (who was standing in the back of the shower) throws the curtain open and splashes roomate #2 in the face with a glass of water he had been holding. I heard it all unravel down the hall...it was freakin hilarious.
One day, roomate #2 decided that he was going to do the same trick to roomate #1. Of course, he screwed up and told me about it. Just to screw with his plan, I told roomate #1. The time comes...roomate #1 is in the shower, roomate #2 throws a glass of water over the shower curtain...roomate #1 (who was standing in the back of the shower) throws the curtain open and splashes roomate #2 in the face with a glass of water he had been holding. I heard it all unravel down the hall...it was freakin hilarious.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:53 am to RoyalBaby
Lived in an apartment complex with 3 of my friends and a dog. One of the roommates hates putting the dog in the kennel bc it was cruel to him. Well we all had work one night and I was the first to get home. I came home to the kennel opened, dog shite every 3ft or so, on the couch, on the stairs, on all of our beds, in the bathroom, and no dog. So, I start looking for the dog. I find the poor pup under a bed with a Cheetos bag stuck on his head hyperventilating. Pulled the bag off and he was fine.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:58 am to RoyalBaby
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RoyalBaby
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:02 am to madmaxvol
My roommate and one of our friends tried to get me with that shite one day. They had been off all day drinking and I had just come home from duty. I hopped in the shower and I heard their drunk asses coming from a mile away. I peeked around the shower curtain to see what they were giggling about and saw my roommate carrying a bucket full of water.
When he got to the shower and lifted the bucket up over the curtain rod I reached up and dumped it all over him. He was so drunk he ended up slipping and busting his arse too.
When he got to the shower and lifted the bucket up over the curtain rod I reached up and dumped it all over him. He was so drunk he ended up slipping and busting his arse too.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:08 am to Hold That Tiger 10
They tied a bunch of those tiny dinomite fireworks together and put them in between two frying pans. They put it right next to my head as I was sleeping and it sounded like gunfire. I've got a scar on my arm as a souvenir
This post was edited on 8/11/16 at 9:18 am
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