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re: Best public restroom to take a nice peaceful dump
Posted on 4/9/18 at 10:48 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Posted on 4/9/18 at 10:48 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Hospital
Bank lobby
Work
Hotel lobby
Bank lobby
Work
Hotel lobby
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Posted on 4/9/18 at 10:50 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Las Vegas mega resorts (and 5 Star hotels in general) have the best public restrooms I’ve ever experienced
Posted on 4/9/18 at 10:51 am to TDsngumbo
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Their coffee is usually very good, actually.
Their beds are the most comfortable in the biz
Posted on 4/9/18 at 10:51 am to pioneerbasketball
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Hospital
#1 place where I avoid bathrooms.
Wtf is wrong with you
Posted on 4/9/18 at 10:52 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Lobbies of hotels and patient floors of hospitals. Hotels and hospitals.
The vast majority of people going into or out of a hotel are going to and from their rooms with private bathrooms, so the lobbies are not heavily used and you'll likely have a clean bathroom with peace and quiet for you to contemplate life's mysteries while you pinch one off. Ditto for patient floors of hospitals. Lobby floors near waiting rooms, not so much.
The vast majority of people going into or out of a hotel are going to and from their rooms with private bathrooms, so the lobbies are not heavily used and you'll likely have a clean bathroom with peace and quiet for you to contemplate life's mysteries while you pinch one off. Ditto for patient floors of hospitals. Lobby floors near waiting rooms, not so much.
This post was edited on 4/9/18 at 10:55 am
Posted on 4/9/18 at 10:53 am to VolsOut4Harambe
any location with a family restroom. My local HD is the only place I know of. There are a couple of places with other individual only bathrooms but they aren't very clean.
Posted on 4/9/18 at 10:54 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Some Barne's and Noble bookstores have walls that go ceiling to floor for stall dividers and regular doors w/locks for stall doors. Very clean and private.
Posted on 4/9/18 at 10:55 am to upgrayedd
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Their beds are the most comfortable in the biz
100% true statement. I have stayed at hotels ranging from Motel 6 to Waldorf Astoria and have yet to find a hotel bed as comfortable as those found in Hampton Inn's.
This post was edited on 4/9/18 at 10:55 am
Posted on 4/9/18 at 10:55 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Carry a roll of tp in your vehicle and the world is your bathroom.
Posted on 4/9/18 at 10:56 am to Jim Rockford
I once had an emergency and had to stop at the Tiger Truck Stop. Would not recommend.
Posted on 4/9/18 at 10:59 am to Displaced
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Starbucks
Ahhh, the single lockable room. I would only count on this for an opportunity shite. If it's an emergency, and you whip in and the door is locked, sheer terror.
Posted on 4/9/18 at 10:59 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Holiday Inn Express lobby
Posted on 4/9/18 at 10:59 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Home Depot or Lowes.
Posted on 4/9/18 at 11:00 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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lobby of a Hampton Inn.
Posted on 4/9/18 at 11:00 am to VolsOut4Harambe
I only shite in hotel lobby’s
I’ve also swung through a bunch of buffets if it’s early enough and I’m the road
I’ve also swung through a bunch of buffets if it’s early enough and I’m the road
Posted on 4/9/18 at 11:02 am to thotpocket
Outside by the dumpster right?
Posted on 4/9/18 at 11:16 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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lobby of a Hampton Inn
Any major hotel with big meeting halls is good on off days. The lobbies usually have good ones, and if you are dressed well, no one will give you a second look. You can also walk back into a convention area that isn't active that day for a nice peaceful interlude.
Most airline lounges are, well, crappy. But in major airports you can grab one with a shower, and that is almost as good as home porcelain.
AMEX Centurion Lounges lack great crappers, in my experience.
In rural areas, you have to play it by ear. Some Ma and Pa gas stations have excellent facilities. But you can get some that smell like piss, diesel fumes, and sweat. Truck stops are usually bad. Cracker Barrels are usually decent if you have one on your route.
Posted on 4/9/18 at 11:17 am to Teufelhunden
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Ahhh, the single lockable room. I would only count on this for an opportunity shite. If it's an emergency, and you whip in and the door is locked, sheer terror.
I second that emotion. Never count on a Starbucks bathroom.
Posted on 4/9/18 at 11:20 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Hotels in general. Not small motels, but big hotels with giant lobbies. Nobody uses those bathrooms because they all have their own in their room, and nobody thinks to stop in a hotel to use the bathroom.
Even partying in New Orleans, leave the shithole bar for a few minutes and walk down to Roosevelt, Moteleone, etc. and get a pristine bathroom with embroidered towels.
Even partying in New Orleans, leave the shithole bar for a few minutes and walk down to Roosevelt, Moteleone, etc. and get a pristine bathroom with embroidered towels.
Posted on 4/9/18 at 11:21 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Jesus Christ, there is a whole web site devoted to the subject. Baws, I give you . . . Crappers Quarterly.
LINK
LINK
This post was edited on 4/9/18 at 11:22 am
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