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re: Best one liners after sex
Posted on 2/7/25 at 10:25 am to hometownhero89
Posted on 2/7/25 at 10:25 am to hometownhero89
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Posted on 2/7/25 at 10:35 am to DougProto
Previously my best one liner was “ again”!
At my most recent state of coming to understand the spiritual nature of having sex with a woman you truly love, anything that expresses gratitude for the gift she gave me will suffice. With the right woman, it almost feels sacred, or like a beautiful rite.So, my one liner would probably be “ I love you”.
At my most recent state of coming to understand the spiritual nature of having sex with a woman you truly love, anything that expresses gratitude for the gift she gave me will suffice. With the right woman, it almost feels sacred, or like a beautiful rite.So, my one liner would probably be “ I love you”.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 10:36 am to Lsupimp
quote:
At my most recent state of coming to understand the spiritual nature of having sex with a woman you truly love, anything that expresses gratitude for the gift she gave me will suffice. With the right woman, it almost feels sacred, or like a beautiful rite.So, my one liner would probably be “ I love you”.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 10:41 am to 777Tiger
I know. I felt like I would deserve the OT derision after writing that, lol.
How bout dem Bears!
How bout dem Bears!
Posted on 2/7/25 at 10:43 am to Lsupimp
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felt like I would deserve the OT derision after writing that, lol.
justly deserved, recalling some of the nauseous tripe you've posted about your past amorous conquests
Posted on 2/7/25 at 10:48 am to 777Tiger
Me? Never ! In fact, until very recently I was chaste and observed the strictest sense of honorable male sexual decorum. Hell, I was monogamous for 26 years. Try that and talk to me about nauseous.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 11:09 am to hometownhero89
Bye
Posted on 2/7/25 at 11:10 am to The Torch
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"is that all you got"
Posted on 2/7/25 at 11:22 am to hometownhero89
Clearly my original post had a failure to communicate. But this felt like a good litmus test on which of the TD Old Stars need to lighten up.
It was fun to read a lot of these and thanks for those who read past the groupthink downvotes.
It was fun to read a lot of these and thanks for those who read past the groupthink downvotes.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 11:25 am to hometownhero89
Posted on 2/7/25 at 11:41 am to hometownhero89
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you fricked my girlfriend. Prepare to die
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:13 pm to hometownhero89
“Do we have any Mountain Dew?”
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:21 pm to hometownhero89
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:22 pm to hometownhero89
I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once, as I ever was.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:44 pm to hometownhero89
Answers the phone - “It’s for you, cocksucker.”
Posted on 2/7/25 at 1:30 pm to hometownhero89
from a sexy long-legged tall girl after I'd been going after it for several minutes:
"Is it in yet?"
"Is it in yet?"
Posted on 2/7/25 at 1:34 pm to hometownhero89
Posted on 2/7/25 at 1:38 pm to chinhoyang
After butt stuff I call my wife "cum farter" in the voice of Peter Griffin selling backscratchers at the ball game.
Likely why we rarely do butt stuff
Likely why we rarely do butt stuff
Posted on 2/7/25 at 2:03 pm to hometownhero89
Posted on 2/7/25 at 2:51 pm to Keltic Tiger
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an amazing-legged gymnast
There may have been a GymDog or two in my time at UGA...
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