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re: Best method to hit up an old flame?

Posted on 11/26/22 at 8:12 pm to
Posted by LSUDAN1
Member since Oct 2010
11109 posts
Posted on 11/26/22 at 8:12 pm to
Text "Hey, slut"
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
3237 posts
Posted on 11/26/22 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

You right. I made it up. Poor ole me. I’m just a virgin looking for a bone She came in town for a wedding. I went down for the weekend. So, I guess you’re right. She didn’t come in just to frick me.


The need to validate the fake arse story confirms the absolute fakeassedness of said story.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8438 posts
Posted on 11/26/22 at 8:14 pm to
Try a joke and steal this...
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
38396 posts
Posted on 11/26/22 at 8:15 pm to
Will you validate me some more daddy? Please?
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7938 posts
Posted on 11/26/22 at 8:26 pm to
The message doesn’t matter so much. The text notification popping up on her phone will set the spark
Posted by MikeD
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
8404 posts
Posted on 11/26/22 at 8:31 pm to
“U up?”
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
52500 posts
Posted on 11/26/22 at 8:36 pm to
Dick pics
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46752 posts
Posted on 11/26/22 at 8:38 pm to
Open with "I've got that $1100 I stole from you."
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10729 posts
Posted on 11/26/22 at 8:48 pm to
She’s an ex for a reason.
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10729 posts
Posted on 11/26/22 at 8:54 pm to
quote:

She didn’t come in just to frick
We never do.
Posted by Barrister
Member since Jul 2012
5290 posts
Posted on 11/26/22 at 8:57 pm to
Lose 20 lbs, get hair implants, overspend on clothes…. And be dating a hot chick when you do.
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
10019 posts
Posted on 11/26/22 at 9:02 pm to
Dick pic or you don’t deserve another chance
Posted by TrimTab
North County Coastal San Diego
Member since Mar 2019
8388 posts
Posted on 11/26/22 at 9:03 pm to
quote:

Dick pics

We don’t need to see it we know what it looks like.

Just text the eggplant emoji followed by the water drops emoji followed by the tongue emoji.

I always know what that means when Glassman texts me.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8438 posts
Posted on 11/26/22 at 9:18 pm to
quote:

We don’t need to see it we know what it looks like


I do sack pics. A little taint won't hurt nobody.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196323 posts
Posted on 11/26/22 at 9:18 pm to
quote:

Glassman texts me.

quote:

Just text the eggplant emoji followed by the water drops emoji followed by the tongue emoji.

NOLA is flooded again and a black guy is licking him?
Posted by justaniceguy
Member since Sep 2020
7532 posts
Posted on 11/26/22 at 9:20 pm to
“You up?” -sent at 2:43 am
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73408 posts
Posted on 11/26/22 at 10:43 pm to
Send her dick pics. Chicks love them.

Come back and let us know how it works out for you.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39505 posts
Posted on 11/26/22 at 10:55 pm to
quote:

Text…”Hey stranger?”

Text… “how’s life treating ya?”
Definitely not either of these unless you want to never get a reply
Posted by redfish99
B.R.
Member since Aug 2007
19332 posts
Posted on 11/26/22 at 11:03 pm to
I had one always told me of a fantasy she had of fuking a new client on her desk at their fist meeting ..3 years later I made an appt under diff name……..
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
115046 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 6:16 am to
quote:

at their fist meeting


Sounds uncomfortable
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