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re: Best Louisiana City or Town to retire in if you had to live in Louisiana.

Posted on 2/1/23 at 9:17 am to
Posted by CrystalPreserves
Member since May 2019
2570 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 9:17 am to
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If you don't have one of about 10 different last names, or have a bunch of friends with those names...do not move to Point Coupee Parish!


Same for Zachary/St Francisville/Port Hudson/Pride/part of Central. Nepots and cronies run amok in politics and public service jobs. “Just’good ol’ baws”
This post was edited on 2/1/23 at 9:43 am
Posted by yallgood
Franklinton
Member since Jan 2018
806 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 9:29 am to
I hear Bogalusa is nice.
Posted by financetiger
Member since Feb 2008
1664 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 9:52 am to
New Iberia is very nice
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32045 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 10:22 am to
The question depends on circumstances.

I would avoid anything south of I-10. Not that it’s bad. I think Cajun country especially is the tits with the best people in the world. But frick dealing with hurricane force winds and the potential for storm surge. When I’m 60-70 years old, I want to be in an area that is close to the water (driving distance) but far enough away to be vulnerable to extreme wind damage or flooding.

Why would you choose Louisiana if you have a pension or taxable 401k? Louisiana is trying to phase out retirement income tax but they haven’t yet. Mississippi has phased these items out of their tax code already. That doesn’t matter for some folks though who might not have taxable income during retirement.

Why would you need to be near amenities you rarely use? You are retired. You have time drive a little longer to your favorite restaurant every week in the cities during off hours to avoid traffic. But you might value being closer to a golf course or a quiet lake so you can enjoy them more often. So move to a quiet suburb or small town.

You are retired and presumably over 60. You will need to be near a hospital that can at least handle basic emergencies, draw and test blood, conduct screens, and hosts a primary care community of doctors and nurses with the bandwidth to handle aging patients. That rules out extremely rural areas in lieu of communities in or near parish seats or a towns with a hospital. Major health issues happen as you age so probably no more than a couple of hours from specialized medical facilities in Baton Rouge, Shreveport, etc.

And no fricking way I would retire in New Orleans or Baton Rouge proper. CoL, traffic, vulnerability to flooding, crime, etc. You trade a lot for access to great healthcare. And those areas generally have higher property taxes. Even St Tammany Parish, Lafayette Parish, or Ascension Parish has fairly high property taxes. Property taxes will go up everywhere but don’t voluntarily move to a place where they charge you more rent for your own property.
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
15796 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 10:29 am to
LA (Lower Anacoco)
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29342 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 10:32 am to
Grand Isle
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
7485 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 10:35 am to
A lake house on Caney Lake, Toledo Bend, Black River Lake, Lake Bruin or Lake St. John. Mandeville wouldn't be bad either, but I'm more of a country guy. Somewhere with good fishing & hunting close by. Walking trails and restaurants are what the Mrs wants.

My parents wanted to move to the country when they retire, but dad has heart problems, so they live in the city closer to good hospitals and doctors. I guess your priorities change as you get older maybe.
Posted by doublecutter
Hear & Their
Member since Oct 2003
6564 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 10:38 am to
Back of Vacherie is the only correct answer.
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
8649 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 10:42 am to
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New Roads.


I was at the Daiquiri Dinner on Saturday and thought..."I could see myself sitting here enjoying my final years."

Laffite would also be a place I could settle for as well.
Posted by CajunInVirginia
Virginia not by choice...
Member since Sep 2021
163 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 10:44 am to
Lower Ninth Ward...
Posted by purple18
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2009
880 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 10:48 am to
Youngsville and its not close
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
23407 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 10:54 am to
has Raceland been mentioned yet??
Posted by FightingTigers138
In your thoughts
Member since Dec 2016
5745 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 11:11 am to
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I am sure alot of what bugs me about Slidell now as a parent would fade and I could picture myself living on the water in Slidell


Slidell is trashy.
Posted by Adajax
Member since Nov 2015
6097 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 11:18 am to
If your looking at Minden, might as well just go down the highway and settle in Haughton. A better, smaller town.
Posted by Eat Your Crow
caught beneath the landslide
Member since May 2017
9190 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 11:25 am to
Saint Francisville has to be up there
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
66952 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 11:35 am to
If I’m really rich, I retire in uptown New Orleans near Audubon Park.

If I’m just sorta ballin’, give me Mandeville along the lakefront.

If I’m not as rich as those two, Diversion Canal.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48050 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 11:44 am to
My grandparents retired to Bayou Corne and now that is not even an option.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59551 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 11:57 am to
No folsom love?
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7303 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 12:54 pm to
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If your looking at Minden, might as well just go down the highway and settle in Haughton. A better, smaller town.

What’s the better part of Haughton. North of 20 or south of 20?
Posted by flipper70538
Franklin
Member since May 2009
237 posts
Posted on 2/1/23 at 1:20 pm to
Main Street Franklin
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