re: Best Comeback To "I Have A Boyfriend."

I'll usually respond with a sarcastic remark. Like a "Cool story, bro" or "And your point is..." or sometimes ill pull out the "thats cool, I have a gf, but what does that have to do with our conversation?"

If she says "I have a boyfriend" she's pretty well entrenched and you should move on

If she says "welllllll, I haaave a boyfriend" she's testing you, proceed like the hammer of the gods, and smash that shite.

"I have a belly button"

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I know bc he's with my gf

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"I have a boyrfirend"

"lol, you think I'm trying to frick you? Nah, girl I want to know what's up with your hot friend over there?"


Make sure it's a friend that is slightly worse looking than her. Her psychology will be broken. Her only move at that point is to frick you to prove that she is hotter/better than her friend that you elevated above her for the first time in their existence of knowing each other.

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You're a bad person

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frick you, Mr. Gardocki

And I have candy in my van.

-Trillhog

I once told a chic that I'd asked to dance who told me that, "that's ok, I'll dance with him first so he won't get jealous."

He didn't think that was as funny as she and I did.

You look like the kinda girl that could use two.