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re: Best Comeback To "I Have A Boyfriend."

Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:37 pm to
Posted by Chris Farley
Regulating
Member since Sep 2009
4213 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:37 pm to
Where he at? He don't want it with me.
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
28324 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

Eatin' ain't cheatin'



Posted by Mr Gardoki
AL
Member since Apr 2010
27652 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:38 pm to
You're a bad person
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
77062 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

Best Comeback To "I Have A Boyfriend."

"That's nice, but I don't see a ring on your finger"
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
19835 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:43 pm to
It's cool with me if he wants to watch.
Posted by dantes69
Boise, Id.
Member since Aug 2011
2063 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:47 pm to
lol, reminds me of the time my best friends girl called me and said she was babysitting and wanted to know if I wanted to come over after she put the little girl to bed, I replied "What about Bill"?, she says "I wont tell if you wont"
Posted by Diddles
LA
Member since Apr 2013
6981 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:48 pm to
So what I'm better
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72064 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:48 pm to
Whoa slow down we just met. No need to talk about cheating already.
This post was edited on 8/9/14 at 3:50 pm
Posted by Emiliooo
Member since Jun 2013
5148 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean I can't score.

Has this one been tested yet?
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

Slow down. We just met.


This.

We need somebody to try this and report back to this thread. It's field testing after all.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17457 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

Best Comeback To "I Have A Boyfriend."


Let Positive K tell you how to handle this.

LINK
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:54 pm to
I love penguins. Thought we were discussing things that didn't matter
Posted by Layabout
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2011
11082 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 4:04 pm to
I do too. Let's talk.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61147 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 4:04 pm to
Then clearly, your boyfriend isn’t spanking you enough.
This post was edited on 8/9/14 at 4:07 pm
Posted by SoBELSUFan
New Orleans LA
Member since Dec 2007
116 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 4:36 pm to
So this is how break ups begin....
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
63574 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

Just move on & accept the polite rejection,


You give up that easily?
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
87977 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 4:40 pm to
Right?

My wife was in a relationship when we first met...
Posted by Chillini
Member since Sep 2012
3153 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 4:42 pm to
You know what they call boyfriends, right? Speed bumps.
This post was edited on 8/9/14 at 4:43 pm
Posted by Chillini
Member since Sep 2012
3153 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

Right?

My wife was in a relationship when we first met...

Same here. Last I heard the guy was still bitter 5 years later.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
63574 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 4:44 pm to
Don't get me wrong. I'm not advocating being an annoying douchebag, but a girl turning her back on you or disengaging from the conversation and talking to someone else is a rejection. A girl remaining engaged in a conversation with you but dropping the boyfriend shittest on you is not a rejection.
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