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re: Best chance to break out of prison and stay on the lamb forever.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:17 pm to BatonProv
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:17 pm to BatonProv
What do you do when you first initially break out? You don’t have any cash, can’t go to ATM, don’t have a car, and can’t contact family. Cant go out in public and panhandle like a homeless guy.
This post was edited on 8/9/25 at 8:24 pm
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Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:40 pm to BatonProv
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stay on the lamb forever
Sounds like a Aggie wet dream...
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:45 pm to BatonProv
Dr Richard Kimball was in Chicago for like a week while the US Marshalls were looking for him. As long as you’re not trying to prove your innocence and just keeping to yourself you could probably do it for a while.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:52 pm to BatonProv
I ate lamb tonight, could have been me!
Posted on 8/9/25 at 9:14 pm to BatonProv
The hardest part of living wanted in the u.s is travel. Even with someone else driving there is a chance they want your i.d as the passenger.
I had a relative go 8 years with an active warrant for a huge unpaid fine. He had his wife drive everywhere but they finally got him as a passenger.
I had a relative go 8 years with an active warrant for a huge unpaid fine. He had his wife drive everywhere but they finally got him as a passenger.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 9:19 pm to BatonProv
Posted on 8/9/25 at 11:13 pm to BatonProv
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and stay on the lamb forever.
Serious question.
When you heard that phrase your whole life, did you picture a guy riding on the back of a lamb riding away from the law? Evading the fuzz on lamb back?
I have to know.
This post was edited on 8/9/25 at 11:20 pm
Posted on 8/9/25 at 11:28 pm to danilo
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What do you do when you first initially break out? You don’t have any cash, can’t go to ATM, don’t have a car, and can’t contact family. Cant go out in public and panhandle like a homeless guy.
Gotta have a go bag stashed. But I'd just make sure it was some white collar federal crime where I still get my conjugal visits and a country club type fed lock up.
Posted on 8/10/25 at 1:47 am to BatonProv
Try to get to Mexico and from there figure out a way to contact and join French Foreign Legion.
Posted on 8/10/25 at 2:03 am to BatonProv
Catering/non-marine service staff on the shittiest cruise line hiring at the time
Posted on 8/10/25 at 2:20 am to UptownJoeBrown
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Get to Brazil and father a child. No extradition.
Posted on 8/10/25 at 5:22 am to BatonProv
If you horse around and decide you are not chicken and duck out of prison you will deal with a lot of bull. It's not easy to be the goat prison escapee because the pigs will dog you forever.
Posted on 8/10/25 at 5:35 am to PalletJack
If you ca get to Zihuatanejo, Mexico it can be done
Posted on 8/10/25 at 11:10 am to Rabby
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The best answer is to avoid going to prison in the first place.
Modern fugitive hunters are very skilled and have huge advantages. Unless you have great survival skills and care to live a terrible existence by running like Eric Rudolph, your prospects are very poor.
And when you are caught, you will have lived a very stressful life and will face all of the original time plus whatever you added from escaping and from what crimes you commit while on the run.
All bad decisions.
Unless you go undercover as a far leftwing professor. Been done befo'
Is the French Foreign Legion still a thing? Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:23 pm to BatonProv
Best chance: Get imprisoned in Orleans Parish jail...
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:25 pm to Willie Stroker
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No property owner is going to let you stay on his property in exchange for keeping his mouth shut … unless you learn to suck a mean dick.
I'm guessing you're a rental property owner?
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:26 pm to BatonProv
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on the lamb forever.
Liberals are so stupid.
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