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Best birthday gift for parent turning 70?

Posted on 9/18/18 at 8:02 pm
Posted by The Hamburglar
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Posted on 9/18/18 at 8:02 pm
The old man turns 70 later this year. What is a good gift for someone who has no real hobbies and everything he wants? Hookers and blow are for his 80th.
This post was edited on 9/18/18 at 8:02 pm
Posted by Peazey
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Posted on 9/18/18 at 8:03 pm to
Fleshlight
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Posted by Hot Carl
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depends
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
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Peptides
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Posted on 9/18/18 at 8:04 pm to
12 incher
Posted by Ryan3232
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Male: Sex Doll
Woman: Dildo
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 9/18/18 at 8:06 pm to
But him a large collection of tv shows from the 50's (westerns, etc).

Was he a 60's flower child? Maybe a trip the site of Woodstock.
Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 9/18/18 at 8:06 pm to
Take him out to a nice dinner with the family. Maybe a round of golf.
Posted by The Hamburglar
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Posted on 9/18/18 at 8:10 pm to
We have a weekend of lunches, brunches, and parties with family and friends planned for him. This will be a gift from his kids - fleshlight may thus be inappropriate in this instance.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
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Posted on 9/18/18 at 8:10 pm to
Casket
Posted by The Truth 34
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Posted on 9/18/18 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

Casket


Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 9/18/18 at 8:13 pm to
Well then maybe a very nice professional family portrait taken at one of the events.

At that point in life, they don’t need another dust catcher.
This post was edited on 9/18/18 at 8:15 pm
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 9/18/18 at 8:15 pm to
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Posted by EA6B
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Posted on 9/18/18 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

Casket


A man 70 years old this year has a 94% chance of living to age 80, and a 86% chance of living to age 90.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 9/18/18 at 8:21 pm to
Lubricant
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 9/18/18 at 8:23 pm to
quote:

Do the math on that one. No way he's a 60s flower child.


You are a fricking moron!!!

A flower child was a teen to a 20-something in the 60's. he was born in 1948. That makes him 20 in 1968, height of the flower child era.

You do the math.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 9/18/18 at 8:30 pm to
quote:

You are a fricking moron!!!

A flower child was a teen to a 20-something in the 60's. he was born in 1948. That makes him 20 in 1968, height of the flower child era.

You do the math.


Take it easy. I assumed it was being born in the 60s.

Conceived in the 60s. Aka why it's called "flower child". I guess I didn't think over 18 individuals would be referred to as children.


Take your blood pressure meds baw.
This post was edited on 9/18/18 at 8:32 pm
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 9/18/18 at 8:33 pm to
[img]Conceived in the 60s[/img]

That's called a baby boomer until 1965 and a Gen-X after that
Posted by LZ83
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Posted on 9/18/18 at 8:38 pm to
Prob just get everyone together and cook and enjoy time with family. Maybe do some of the things y’all did growing up. Listening to music, playing dominos or cards
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