Started By
Message

re: Being asked if you're gay on an application

Posted on 10/21/22 at 9:11 am to
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6285 posts
Posted on 10/21/22 at 9:11 am to
quote:

Would you put down that you're gay even if you're not if you think it'll help you get in?


Hell yeah. They don't want a discrimination law suit
Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4228 posts
Posted on 10/21/22 at 9:12 am to
Dickbutt is the only response here.
Posted by CoyoteSong
Colorado
Member since Aug 2021
2603 posts
Posted on 10/21/22 at 9:14 am to
quote:

Would you put down that you're gay even if you're not if you think it'll help you get in?


If you are white or Asian then it probably will help you.

If you are non white or non Asian you probably will be accepted no matter what so there will be no need to lie.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22516 posts
Posted on 10/21/22 at 9:16 am to
quote:

What if the interview puts a $20 on the desk? How gay then?

Hey, twenty dollars is twenty dollars.
Posted by CoyoteSong
Colorado
Member since Aug 2021
2603 posts
Posted on 10/21/22 at 9:20 am to
quote:

Check "Yes". If you get called on it, just say you are gender fluid and identified as gay when you filled out the application. You identify as straight now.


We live in clown world so use this to your advantage.

You identify as a black female and you are a lesbian.

You wouid be guaranteed a spot regardless of your grades.





Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114216 posts
Posted on 10/21/22 at 9:24 am to
quote:

Would you put down that you're gay even if you're not if you think it'll help you get in?


If a gay person has a better chance to get in because they are gay, then yes I would have no problem saying I was gay. If questioned, I would say its complicated. It is the first time I admit it to someone, but have not officially come out the closet. As long as they don't make me suck a dick to prove it, I would check yes.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124925 posts
Posted on 10/21/22 at 9:24 am to
Well it’s a spectrum, right?

So I’m gay enough to fill a quota and enjoy musicals,


But not gay enough to be able to tell what color mauve Is or get Monkeypox
This post was edited on 10/21/22 at 9:25 am
Posted by Toroballistic
Tallahassee
Member since Dec 2017
1931 posts
Posted on 10/21/22 at 9:25 am to
quote:

But Jamaica isn’t in Africa. It’s not even close.


I have a friend from the Bahamas. On his applications he always checks the "Other" box and writes "Black" on the line. When asked why he doesn't mark "African-American" he says: "I'm not from Africa and I'm not an American. I'm black."
Posted by AMS
Member since Apr 2016
6501 posts
Posted on 10/21/22 at 9:27 am to
quote:

I’m gay enough to fill a quota


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124925 posts
Posted on 10/21/22 at 9:30 am to
quote:

I'm officially a non binary Hispanic person with she/her pronouns on my work profile.


Seeing how Louisiana was once a Spanish territory, and I am as indigenous to here as anyone else…I’m going to start putting indigenous and Hispanic on forms.

Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164619 posts
Posted on 10/21/22 at 9:34 am to
If you check yes they put you in the operating theater with a gay guy and they have to see the penis breach your butthole before they let you in.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68695 posts
Posted on 10/21/22 at 9:34 am to
Do you watch wrestling? Do you watch any of those talent shows on TV? Have you ever taken a snap from the center while playing with friends despite not playing QB for an organized team? Do you watch superhero movies? Do you go to Starbucks or Whole Foods? Do you recycle? Did you follow that missing Van Life girl's disappearance daily? Do you like defined 6-pack abs on a woman? Are you curious about the World Cup? Have you "accidentally" clicked on the Soccer Board more than twice this year?

If you answered yes to any of the above, feel free to confidently check the "yes" box in that application.
This post was edited on 10/21/22 at 9:38 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124925 posts
Posted on 10/21/22 at 9:37 am to


Posted by CoyoteSong
Colorado
Member since Aug 2021
2603 posts
Posted on 10/21/22 at 9:42 am to
quote:

You identify as a black female and you are a lesbian.


Better idea. You identify as a black female but you are a transgender male. So now you can keep dressing like a dude b/c you are trans and it is ok to like women so now you are not a lesbian.

Posted by Johnny3tears
Somewhere in La
Member since Jan 2012
2815 posts
Posted on 10/21/22 at 9:46 am to
I’ll be gay on application for enough money
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
49102 posts
Posted on 10/21/22 at 9:50 am to
Just put that you are part Indian. What are they going to do, DNA test you? We have Senators that do it. Play the identity politics game with them.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20496 posts
Posted on 10/21/22 at 9:53 am to
Why should they give a frick where I put my dick?
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10061 posts
Posted on 10/21/22 at 9:57 am to
Stale, male, and pale—need not apply.
Posted by mmcgrath
Indianapolis
Member since Feb 2010
35509 posts
Posted on 10/21/22 at 10:05 am to
"Is there special training that we would take?"
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10928 posts
Posted on 10/21/22 at 10:07 am to
quote:

I just wrote "I love horses".


thought you were dead

twins update?
first pageprev pagePage 3 of 5Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram