re: Being a simple kind of man

That’s just a simple kind of stupid. Not a simple man.

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I wish "not starting threads" was on that list.

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So do we, simple Chris...

So do we..

Wear camo - fine
Have a deer lease - be a man and go to public woods.
Listen to real country music like Jason Aldean (not that golden oldie crap) - dont care
Jacked up truck tires - naw
Be shorter than 5'10" - nope, not even close
Bring tents and yeti coolers to the mardi Gras parade - naw, dont care that much
Domestic lagers - beer's beer
Spend all fall at the camp - naw, couple weeks is fine
Mix it up with the boys on the weekends - i like girls
Never be late to pick up your kids when it's your weekend - true
Say the blessing before you eat on Thanksgiving and Christmas - true
Cry when a Nascar legend passes away - no
Stand for the pledge - yep

They need a Florida man action figure

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Skynyrd sucks and so does everyone that idolizes this trash song.

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frick you, right in the pussy. Not particularly fond of this Skynyrd song, but they will forever be THE Southern Rock band.

Imagine if you're capable, a band releasing their debut album today, and the songs on it having the impact that Tuesday's Gone, Things Goin' On, Simple Man, Gimme Three Steps, and Free Bird had on Rock and Roll.

Then you follow it up less than a year later with an album that includes Don't Ask Me No Questions, The Needle and The Spoon, Call Me the Breeze, The Ballad of Curtis Loew, and Sweet Home Alabama.

The follow up albums that included songs like Saturday Night Special, On the Hunt, Whiskey Rock-A-Roller, Gimme Back My Bullets, and Double Trouble.

And then the death of the band, but not before and album that included That Smell, I Know a Little, You Got That Right, and What's Your Name.

tl/dr: You don't know what the frick you are talking about. Go back to your hard cider, horn rim glasses, and Florida Georgia Line.

Wear camo. Cheap golf style shirts from Belks (XLL), cargo pants from Sam's
Have a deer lease. Prefer smooth bore hunting. Dove, quail and turkey.
Listen to real country music like Jason Aldean (not that golden oldie crap). I like all kinds of music if it's done well. R&B, soul, pop, blues, opera and instrumental.
Jacked up truck tires. 2002 Tundra best truck I have ever owned.
Be shorter than 5'10" 5'11"
Bring tents and yeti coolers to the mardi Gras parade. I've been to many Sugar Bowls, love New Orleans' would love to see the parades. Unfortunately, my wife is not a fan of the debauchery. She would rather take part in Ash Wednesday. Ashes to ashes...
Domestic lagers. I don't drink beer. Too weak.
Spend all fall at the camp. Boy Scouts of America is always looking for volunteers.
Mix it up with the boys on the weekends. I prefer to spend my Saturday mornings assembled around the "Table of Knowledge" at the local Waffle House.
Never be late to pick up your kids when it's your weekend. Married to the same woman for 40 years.
Say the blessing before you eat on Thanksgiving and Christmas. Always. Actually say a prayer anytime before I eat.
Cry when a Nascar legend passes away. N/A
Stand for the pledge. Hat off, hand over chest.

The original skynyrd are gods in my eyes. Which sonic you wanna meet at baw?

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There's nothing wrong with vacationing on the redneck riviera, there's a problem with putting a fricking 30A sticker on your car.

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We go to 30A and I’ve never seen anyone with a 30A sticker on their car. None of us boast about going and I’ve never seen anyone else boast about it. People post beach pictures and unless you ask where we or someone else is at you wouldn’t know we were at 30A. It’s not even that expensive and I don’t make a lot of money. I think 30A is just some weird obsession TD posters come up with.

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The original skynyrd are gods in my eyes. Which sonic you wanna meet at baw?

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On The Hunt

You sir are a Marxist and probably jack off to Dan & Shay.