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re: Beginners Guide to Climbing Everest (The Mountain)

Posted on 3/27/18 at 12:08 pm to
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 12:08 pm to
You forgot the $80k-$100k you'll need as well.

You can be in the best shape in the world but you're not going up that mountain without funds.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
36797 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 12:14 pm to


Pecker, to really find out if it's for you if fly out here and try Mt. St. Helens.

It's 5 miles and 4500' of gain and as long as you stay away from the cornice's and the edge it's practically impossible to die if you're aware.

You can do it alone and there aren't any crevasses. Don't worry though, you won't be alone.

Just need a permit and you won't know the conditions til you arrive so rent boots/crampons and a pair of snowshoes.

This post was edited on 3/27/18 at 12:16 pm
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 3/27/18 at 12:15 pm to
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4979 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 12:35 pm to
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I want to climb a mountain—not so I can get to the top—cause I want to hang out at base camp. That seems frickin’ fun as shite. You sleep in a colorful tent, you grow a beard, you drink hot chocolate, you walk around, ‘Hey, you going to the top?’ . . . ‘Soon.’


There are companies that run treks just to Everest Base Camp, that are actually pretty affordable.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104325 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

You forgot the $80k-$100k you'll need as well. You can be in the best shape in the world but you're not going up that mountain without funds.


Longish article on Indian climbers of very modest means who impoverish themselves to climb Everest on a shoestring, sometimes with fatal results

LINK

quote:

Ghosh was a 50-year-old police officer from Kolkata, part of a doomed eight-person expedition — four climbers from the Indian state of West Bengal and four Sherpa guides from Nepal — that ran out of time and oxygen near the top of Everest. The four Bengali climbers were eventually abandoned by their guides and left to die. Three did; only one, a 42-year-old woman named Sunita Hazra, survived, as did the guides.


quote:

Ghosh shared an apartment with eight members of his extended family. Paresh Nath, 58, was a one-handed tailor who barely scraped by with his wife and young son. Subhas Paul, 44, drove a small-goods truck and used his father’s pension to pay for his Everest attempt. Hazra was a nurse, married and raising a son.
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4979 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

Actually reading this right now...sometimes all the experience in the world can prepare you for the knuckleball, but then that's when the mountain says frick the knuckleball, I'm going to shank a T shot of this dudes temple.


That's the one thing that has struck me about a lot of outdoor disasters -- experienced, rookie, a-hole, saint, smart, dumb, whatever; Mother Nature doesn't give a shite who you are.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36548 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 12:56 pm to
I climbed Driskill Mountain and the air was too thin for me way up there
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
36797 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:01 pm to
Glad you're safe!
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
296277 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

Mother Nature doesn't give a shite who you are.


The Mountains Win Again
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

Indian climbers of very modest means who impoverish themselves to climb Everest on a shoestring, sometimes with fatal results


You're not climbing that mountain without some dengi
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62001 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 2:25 pm to
So you've never climbed one mountain in your entire life, but you already have Everest in your sights? What could go wrong?
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62001 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 2:41 pm to
I heard watching this gif will help?

Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

Pecker


Are you getting a team together? If so I would like to join you. It has been a dream of mine to summit Everest and I’m ready and motivated.
Posted by Jazzbo Depew
Bug Tussle
Member since Dec 2017
1765 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 5:14 pm to
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17453 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 5:15 pm to
I watched a Netflix documentary on climbing last night. Mainly on yosemite. Forget the title of doc. But it was very entertaining. That’s all I have to add to this thread
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33253 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 6:20 pm to
quote:

I climbed Driskill Mountain and the air was too thin for me way up there


I'd advise you South Louisiana boys to come up here a week ahead of time to get acclimated to the altitude at base camp level before taking on Driskill.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
53538 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:38 pm to
quote:

As others have said, start with a lower peak (preferably Rainier) and work your way up. I am on a plan to go for Denali by the time I am 35 (turn 30 in May). Started by summiting Rainier in 2016 and The Grand in 2017. Going for Shasta via Casaval ridge 4 weeks from today. Even these smaller trips require a tremendous amount of preparation and have as many mental challenges as physical challenges. I couldn't imagine going straight for Everest.


OP thinks you're a pussy who can't hack that little bitch Everest.

He will start training now and summit Everest in three years.

Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62001 posts
Posted on 3/28/18 at 6:30 am to
quote:

He will start training now and summit Everest in three years.



I just picked up my first set of golf clubs. I expect to be playing in the Masters in 3 years!
This post was edited on 3/28/18 at 6:31 am
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
53538 posts
Posted on 3/28/18 at 10:47 am to
quote:

I just picked up my first set of golf clubs. I expect to be playing in the Masters in 3 years!


You can do it! I hope you don't die of exposure to the elements somewhere on the 18th Hole. If you do, wear some brightly colored boots, say, purple. That way every year when the Masters is televised, they will show the "Purple Boots Landmark" and you will be practically immortal.
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
13680 posts
Posted on 3/28/18 at 10:54 am to
try to solo climb it
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