Jazzbo Depew

[quote]Your family probably hates you more than ksgamecock's hates him. [/quote] Well, no. Thats not true at all. We're cousins, so as much as we love the guy, his own family hates his barn burning, cattle stealing, Kansas loving, marauding ancestral roots with much zeal! ...

The future Tom Brady aka Joe Burrow beats out Drew Lock as Mizzou's starter ? Oh yes, its a possibility. :rolleyes:...

[quote]Do you like add it to their food or are you counting the salt they lick off your hands and face? [/quote] No buddy, I was replying as to why they like nacho chips. My mistake....

I wonder if those Turkish made Yildiz shotguns they sell at Academy Sports are any good ?...

Outstanding ! ...

salt...

[quote]He essentially played one half of football with zero pressure.[/quote] :bow: Dayyymn dude...really ? :bow: Maybe you're being sarcastic and I didnt catch it ? Can you imagine a more pressure filled situation ?...

An upvote from you..wow, I'm honored pal ! :dude:...

Apparently there are some really good chicken wings in Selma Alabama. ____________________________________________________ An Alabama man was found guilty Tuesday of shooting and wounding his son during an argument over chicken wings while they were watching the Super Bowl. John...

[img]http://cdn.studiodaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/590_sub-crash-anim.gif[/img] Those light scratches will just buff right out pal....

Honestly, I didn't believe it. I had to look it up. Wow !...

Wait a minute, wait a minute ! LSU's head football coach has a domestic violence history ??????...

[quote]Is that why no team on Mizzou’s schedule are named the Crystal Meths???. [/quote] What ? :dunno: ...

Rickwood was ceded the title when Comiskey park was bulldozed for progress. I suppose Rickwood will face the same fate. I've heard its in one of the nicer areas of Birmingham, so property values and projected resale developments must high and eager ! How's Legion Field holding up ?...

[img]https://johnjohns1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Blank+_bb6346f32453d198628991ac3719a139.gif[/img] I hope not, but sometimes a good plan just fails to come together. ...

13 years ? Too soon ?...

Jake Fromm. Probably Jarrett nor Tua have to beg for sex online. Likely neither confuses his own leg with a fish as well. That lure in the leg was probably just a gafe, luckily not a real gaff ! ( I kill me ! ) :lol:...

[quote]Birth of first child. Brother's wedding. Parents' 40th wedding anniversary. Grandfather's funeral. [/quote] Dedication, devotion Turning all the night time into the day ! :bow:...

[quote]I would give some of the freshmen a shot in game 1. This might also lead to just fair catching kickoffs. Automatically start at the 25 yard line. [/quote] This....

How Calvinish ....