Jazzbo Depew

[quote]Your family probably hates you more than ksgamecock's hates him. [/quote] Well, no. Thats not true at all. We're cousins, so as much as we love the guy, his own family hates his barn burning, cattle stealing, Kansas loving, marauding ancestral roots with much zeal! ...

[quote]Do you like add it to their food or are you counting the salt they lick off your hands and face? [/quote] No buddy, I was replying as to why they like nacho chips. My mistake....

Outstanding ! ...

[quote]He essentially played one half of football with zero pressure.[/quote] :bow: Dayyymn dude...really ? :bow: Maybe you're being sarcastic and I didnt catch it ? Can you imagine a more pressure filled situation ?...

Apparently there are some really good chicken wings in Selma Alabama. ____________________________________________________ An Alabama man was found guilty Tuesday of shooting and wounding his son during an argument over chicken wings while they were watching the Super Bowl. John...

Honestly, I didn't believe it. I had to look it up. Wow !...

[quote]Is that why no team on Mizzou’s schedule are named the Crystal Meths???. [/quote] What ? :dunno: ...

[img]https://johnjohns1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Blank+_bb6346f32453d198628991ac3719a139.gif[/img] I hope not, but sometimes a good plan just fails to come together. ...

Jake Fromm. Probably Jarrett nor Tua have to beg for sex online. Likely neither confuses his own leg with a fish as well. That lure in the leg was probably just a gafe, luckily not a real gaff ! ( I kill me ! ) :lol:...

[quote]I would give some of the freshmen a shot in game 1. This might also lead to just fair catching kickoffs. Automatically start at the 25 yard line. [/quote] This....