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Beards Aren’t Cool Anymore

Posted on 1/26/19 at 10:28 am
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 1/26/19 at 10:28 am
Beards Aren't Cool Anymore

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Here is the paper's indisputable proof: According to a 24-year-old—the hippest age—who works in sales—the hippest field—at Ralph Lauren—the hippest brand—beards are bad: "You go to a bar, and all you see are bearded dudes. I don't like it," he told the Journal.


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Barbers quoted in the Journal article noted that even among the stubbornly bearded, it is now fashionable to reduce them in volume. To drive home this point, the paper published a photo selection ridiculing "Celebrities with Questionable Beards," which mercilessly mocked stars such as Leonardo DiCaprio. "Leo's mountain man beard worked for him during his turn as fur trapper Hugh Glass in The Revenant, but is it the best look for the wilds of Hollywood?" one caption asked. Presumably, the answer is "no."
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20344 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 10:29 am to
Boys will be boys
Posted by cajuncarguy
On the road...Again!
Member since Jun 2013
3135 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 10:29 am to
so you have to go to a publication to be told what's cool? Seriously?
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
21644 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 10:30 am to
Good. I grew mine before it was in style. I've been waiting over a decade for them to go out of style again.
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
37954 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 10:30 am to
quote:

Beards Aren’t Cool Anymore


This is great news. I’ve been trying to grown one for two decades and can’t.
Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18760 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 10:30 am to
One data point. Solid statistical evidence
Posted by Graham Wellington Jr
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2018
916 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 10:31 am to
Ok thanks. Time to go buy a Gillette.
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
39713 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 10:31 am to
quote:

so you have to go to a publication to be told what's cool? Seriously?


Nope, I am currently sporting a beard.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 10:32 am to
quote:

among the stubbornly bearded,

they're a cagy bunch
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 10:32 am to
Probably written by someone with Keanu Reeves facial hair.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102346 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 10:34 am to
Someone needs to tell Ted Cruz, may be the worst beard I’ve ever seen.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60076 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 10:34 am to
My friend is a jail guard and he said the whole “beard” thing started in jail so the “available” prisoners could identify each other
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 10:35 am to
I'll sometimes go clean shave but not that often. I rock some Eric Decker style scruff/stubble. It looks good if you can grow it thick and not patchy. I'm too handsome to go with a full beard.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
77802 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 10:36 am to
Never understood the whole "only manly men can grow beards" thing. Anyone that thinks like that or think that women somehow prefer it are overcompensating for some other shortcomings.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 10:37 am to

This is going to hurt Duck Commander Facebook sign pics bigly
Posted by Lago Gato
Member since Dec 2018
2040 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 10:38 am to
I’ve had a beard off and on since around 1990. I forgot to check if it was cool
Posted by UASports23
Basketball School
Member since Nov 2009
26511 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 10:39 am to
I thought the saying was....Only manly men can grow bushes so big your dick looks like a flesh colored M&M
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69233 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 10:40 am to
The dudes who say beards aren’t cool are the dudes that can’t grow a beard.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29994 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 10:41 am to
I've been clean shaven four times in the last 17 years. And that was only because Brides requested clean-shaven faces for the wedding pics and all of the Grooms were whipped.


I think I'm going to bring back that Tom Selleck mustache
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 10:43 am to
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And that was only because Brides requested clean-shaven faces for the wedding pics and all of the Grooms were whipped.


Yeah I'd tell her to get fricked.
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