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re: Batman is a terrible Superhero

Posted on 5/14/18 at 9:22 am to
Posted by Manzielathon
Death Valley
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 5/14/18 at 9:22 am to
Not having super powers is WHY Batman is a great superhero.

Superman is easily the more terrible Superhero. Why would I find the story of someone with those kinds of powers compelling? Dude has one weakness.

Batman is literally just some OT Baller running around saving his city and getting mad pussy.


Think about it. Which is cooler?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 9:24 am to
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Think about it. Which is cooler?


The alien who can fly and see through women’s clothes
Posted by GeauxGoose
Nonya
Member since Dec 2006
2696 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 9:24 am to
Didn’t read, just saw title and came to downvote
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
88020 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 9:33 am to
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Batman is a terrible Superhero

quote:

How does he get away with this charade?

Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
59388 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 9:35 am to
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Batman- Nothing but gadgets.



which makes him the best.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 9:39 am to
Batman, except for Affleck’s abomination, is easily the coolest of all the superheroes. Gets more arse, has more money, doesn’t wear that gay arse spandex. Batman is as alpha as it gets.
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
8589 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 9:39 am to
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Superman--special powers
Wonder Woman--special powers
Aquaman-special powers
The Flash--special powers
Batman- Nothing but gadgets.



This is just part of the reason that Batman is the greatest superhero of all time. Superman is indestructible, where's the interest there?
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65494 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 9:40 am to
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Superman is indestructible, where's the interest there?


He was dead in the last "Justice League" movie.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 9:41 am to
Marvel > DC
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
88020 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 9:42 am to
quote:

This is just part of the reason that Batman is the greatest superhero of all time.


Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
8589 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 9:46 am to
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He was dead in the last "Justice League" movie.


They all "Die." It's part of the comic book story arc. What I mean is the dude's too dense to be punctured by anything on earth, he can fly, shoot lasers out of his eyes, has ice breath, can literally run so fast that he turns back time, and countless other ridiculous abilities. It takes a monster whose name is synonymous with the nuclear bomb to destroy him.

Batman is just a dude, which makes him 100x's more interesting
This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 11:13 am
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
18363 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 9:54 am to
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How does he get away with this charade?


Why do people shite on Batman for the lack of superpowers? I never hear anyone bring this up with Ironman and its the exact same scenario.
Posted by Wermanium
Member since Apr 2016
760 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 9:56 am to
Do you even Iron Man bro?
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
92359 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 9:58 am to
Batman is WAY better than any superhero you listed.

Any 3 year old child could create superman. Let's see...

I want him to be able to fly anywhere in the galaxy
I want him to have unfathomable strength
Hell, let's give him some laser beam eyeballs
Oh and he can conceal his identity with.....a pair of goddamn reading glasses


Foh superman


ETA: Apparently the toddler who created him gave him ice breath and foot speed so great that he can reverse the rotation of the earth.
This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 10:06 am
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:07 am to
Superman's weakness isn't really Kryptonite, magic, or mind control. It's temptation; his family, friends and city; and balancing his interference with Human destiny.


Good superman stories usually use the later opposed to the former nowadays.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:13 am to
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24878 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:27 am to
Batman is an OT baller
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:28 am to
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Do you even Iron Man bro?



Tony Stark is the smartest man who ever lived.

That is a huge fricking super power.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
92359 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:30 am to
That ended WAY too abruptly for my liking
Posted by The Cool No 9
70816
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:31 am to
No super powers huh pretty sure ras Al ghul gave him some super human martial arts shite while training overseas
This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 10:32 am
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