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Posted on 1/10/25 at 6:38 am to CountMeIn
This was my first wife. I divorced her and remarried almost 30 years ago. Never had this problem again. It’s about your spouse and finding the right one.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 6:54 am to CountMeIn
SIAP
Why not do what El Guapo does?
When he wants the woman, he takes the woman.
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Bartering with the wife for sex - What’s fair?
Why not do what El Guapo does?
When he wants the woman, he takes the woman.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 7:05 am to CountMeIn
Stop feeding her. Bread and water rations only.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 7:08 am to LemmyLives
I start deactivating her cards one at a time. Crude but effective.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 7:21 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
If it gets bad I just tell my wife, "there's gonna be a fricking in that bedroom in 5 minutes whether you're there or not"
She usually joins.
She usually joins.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 7:24 am to Ghost of Colby
Posted on 1/10/25 at 7:27 am to CountMeIn
If you have to barter for sex, either a) you need a new wife, or b) you're not man enough to get her turned on. Work on b and if you can exclude that, go get a new one.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 7:28 am to CountMeIn
Just tell her you’re going to have sex and as your wife, she gets first right of refusal
Posted on 1/10/25 at 7:37 am to CountMeIn
Agree to put the seat down for her
Posted on 1/10/25 at 8:07 am to CountMeIn
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How long should the back rub be?
If that doesn't work, go for the feet. Kindly massage her feet.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 8:09 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
quote:
I start deactivating her cards one at a time. Crude but effective.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 8:14 am to CountMeIn
I'm way late to this sad thread.
Been married 13 years.
I show affection. Help with the kids. cook dinner and help around the house. Plan outings and things to do for the family.
^^ all of this turns my wife on. there is no "bartering" needed. you could learn a few things my friend.
Been married 13 years.
I show affection. Help with the kids. cook dinner and help around the house. Plan outings and things to do for the family.
^^ all of this turns my wife on. there is no "bartering" needed. you could learn a few things my friend.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 8:17 am to CountMeIn
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how long should the backup be?
Did you marry my ex?
This post was edited on 1/10/25 at 8:18 am
Posted on 1/10/25 at 8:24 am to CountMeIn
None.
Don't be a fat slob and you won't have to make deals
Don't be a fat slob and you won't have to make deals
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:14 am to POTUS2024
quote:You god damned feminists are always blaming the man for not doing enough the right way. What a joke.
If you have to barter for sex, either a) you need a new wife, or b) you're not man enough to get her turned on. Work on b and if you can exclude that, go get a new one.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:21 am to CountMeIn
If that’s why she’s having sex w you, she is probably chunking it to someone else for free
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:24 am to Mouth
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Help with the kids. cook dinner and help around the house.
otherwise known as chore-play
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:43 am to CountMeIn
You are doing it wrong!
I have been married twice and both wives initiated sex between 1 and 2x per week and NEVER said NO when I initiated.
Short answer: Make sure she enjoys it and you won’t have to negotiate!
I have been married twice and both wives initiated sex between 1 and 2x per week and NEVER said NO when I initiated.
Short answer: Make sure she enjoys it and you won’t have to negotiate!
Posted on 1/10/25 at 10:55 am to CountMeIn
You married it so it’s yours just take it.. haha
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