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Banning the phone from the bathroom at work

Posted on 5/2/18 at 10:47 am
Posted by redneck hippie
Stillwater
Member since Dec 2008
5570 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 10:47 am
I think it's time to enact this policy where I work.

I have about a dozen guys that work for me. Older dudes no issue. But the handful of young guys (under 35) disappear for 30 minutes twice a day and they are camped out on the shitter. I get sometimes they may have the beer shits or ate something. But it's consistent every single day.
Posted by TheWiz
Third World, LA
Member since Aug 2007
11665 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 10:49 am to
Whaa Whaa
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2727 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 10:49 am to
Texting junk to their SO?
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 10:49 am to
frick you guy, but only because I am currently on the John at work.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101914 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 10:49 am to
Do they still get all their work done in a satisfactory manner?
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15164 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 10:49 am to
Better than 15 minute smoke breaks every hour

ETA: also, how will you go about enacting this “rule”? Spend the entire day outside the bathroom holding onto their phones as they enter? That seems real productive. Or walk in occasionally and look in the stalls to see if they are on their phone?
This post was edited on 5/2/18 at 10:52 am
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13872 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 10:49 am to
They're probably just getting to know Palmela Handerson
Posted by crewdepoo
Hogwarts
Member since Jan 2015
9580 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 10:49 am to
Probably posting on TD like you
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 10:49 am to
quote:

I think it's time to enact this policy where I work.

Posted by thedogman
Member since Dec 2008
2241 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 10:50 am to
From my cold dead hands
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26413 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 10:51 am to
It's not beer shits...

Probably just releasing some work day stress...
This post was edited on 5/2/18 at 10:53 am
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
22662 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 10:51 am to
quote:

I think it's time to enact this policy where I work.


Burger King already has this policy
Posted by Lsuhack1
Member since Feb 2018
866 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 10:51 am to
quote:

I have about a dozen guys that work for me. Older dudes no issue. But the handful of young guys (under 35) disappear for 30 minutes twice a day and they are camped out on the shitter. I get sometimes they may have the beer shits or ate something. But it's consistent every single day.

If they are salaried and get their work done then who cares, if they are not in a customer on site role.
If they don’t then fire them.
This policy seems like it would open a can of legal worms you don’t want to deal with not to mention enforcement issues.
Btw: said the man posting on td during the workday.
Posted by Cotten
Tennessee
Member since Jan 2018
1255 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 10:51 am to
Probabaly done for the day while the old fricks are still figuring out how to open their email.
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12447 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 10:52 am to
As you bitch about it on TD while presumably at work? Shut up you ornery old frick
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39771 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 10:52 am to
yea i worked with a guy who went to the shitter and played on his phone. we all knew it too because that is when his dumbass would share clickbait articles on facebook.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20345 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 10:52 am to
If you're the boss, walk in there, kick the stall door open, and rape them. They'll learn their lesson.

This post was edited on 5/2/18 at 11:06 am
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33835 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 10:53 am to
Going to be hard to police. Either terminate or pick up their phones
Posted by Jumbo_Gumbo
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2015
5691 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 10:53 am to
Are they single? They may be in there tugging one out.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171035 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 10:54 am to
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Banning the phone from the bathroom at work


What are you, a liberal?
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