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Banned from Walmart. She had to be trashed

Posted on 1/12/19 at 6:52 pm
Posted by Clutch Cargo
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Posted on 1/12/19 at 6:52 pm

Sorry for partying... I guess.

Police were called to a Texas Walmart after a woman was reportedly drinking wine from a Pringles can and riding an electric cart in the parking lot.
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Seriously, how trashed does a fatty have to be to get banned from Walmart while riding an electric cart?
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59342 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 6:54 pm to
You tell me gump
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 1/12/19 at 6:54 pm to
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Seriously, how trashed does a fatty have to be to get banned from Walmart while riding an electric cart?


She’s a redneck woman she ain’t no high class broad

quote:

reportedly drinking wine from a Pringles can


Also, a tall boy in a Pringle’s can is the way to go to get out of an MIP while tailgating

This post was edited on 1/12/19 at 6:55 pm
Posted by Clutch Cargo
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 1/12/19 at 6:54 pm to
Salty. Was it your mom?
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
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Posted on 1/12/19 at 6:55 pm to
quote:

woman was reportedly drinking wine from a Pringles can and riding an electric cart in the parking lot. 

Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99034 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

drinking wine from a Pringles can and riding an electric cart


Sorry for partying
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20234 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 7:03 pm to
The drinking wine from a Pringle’s van is my favorite part
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31590 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 7:03 pm to
quote:

Police were called to a Texas Walmart after a woman was reportedly drinking wine from a Pringles can and riding an electric cart in the parking lot.



Sounds like a helluva time tbh
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 1/12/19 at 7:05 pm to
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reportedly drinking wine from a Pringles can



Drinking wine from a pringles can,
Marlboro red in her other hand,
Rode her cart to the promised land,
Now from Wally World she’s banned.


This post was edited on 1/12/19 at 8:19 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51587 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

drinking wine from a Pringles can and riding an electric cart in the parking lot.

Are we not supposed to do that?
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59342 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 7:12 pm to
No idiot, I don’t live in Wichita Falls
Posted by Lynyrd
Under the Tilt-a-Whirl
Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 1/12/19 at 7:25 pm to
Note to self. Cardboard can hold alchohol for at least a couple of hours.
Posted by Airpower
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Posted on 1/12/19 at 7:27 pm to
Bama inbreeding a terrible drug
Posted by htownjeep
Republic of Texas
Member since Jun 2005
7832 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 7:29 pm to
Food/Drink Board?
Posted by wfallstiger
Wichita Falls, Texas
Member since Jun 2006
16065 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 7:30 pm to
I do, other side of town. Believe she was pre-gaming for the Cowboys vs Rams contest
Posted by Clutch Cargo
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Member since Dec 2011
1388 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 7:39 pm to
Oh. Do you still live with your mom? She should be calling you up from the basement soon for dinner.
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 1/12/19 at 7:43 pm to
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63043 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 7:49 pm to
I hear those Mu's sure can party

Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5773 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

Pringle’s van

Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63043 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 8:17 pm to
Like a porn movie she was scooting there
Walmart wine flowing in her hair
She swerved up with a Pringles can
We made love in my Chevy van


(apologies to Sammy Johns for the olds who remember the song)

Chevy Van from 1973


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