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Banned from Walmart. She had to be trashed
Posted on 1/12/19 at 6:52 pm
Posted on 1/12/19 at 6:52 pm
Sorry for partying... I guess.
Police were called to a Texas Walmart after a woman was reportedly drinking wine from a Pringles can and riding an electric cart in the parking lot.
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Seriously, how trashed does a fatty have to be to get banned from Walmart while riding an electric cart?
Posted on 1/12/19 at 6:54 pm to Clutch Cargo
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Seriously, how trashed does a fatty have to be to get banned from Walmart while riding an electric cart?
She’s a redneck woman she ain’t no high class broad
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reportedly drinking wine from a Pringles can
Also, a tall boy in a Pringle’s can is the way to go to get out of an MIP while tailgating
This post was edited on 1/12/19 at 6:55 pm
Posted on 1/12/19 at 6:55 pm to Clutch Cargo
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woman was reportedly drinking wine from a Pringles can and riding an electric cart in the parking lot.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 6:59 pm to Clutch Cargo
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drinking wine from a Pringles can and riding an electric cart
Sorry for partying
Posted on 1/12/19 at 7:03 pm to Clutch Cargo
The drinking wine from a Pringle’s van is my favorite part
Posted on 1/12/19 at 7:03 pm to Clutch Cargo
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Police were called to a Texas Walmart after a woman was reportedly drinking wine from a Pringles can and riding an electric cart in the parking lot.
Sounds like a helluva time tbh
Posted on 1/12/19 at 7:05 pm to Clutch Cargo
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reportedly drinking wine from a Pringles can
Drinking wine from a pringles can,
Marlboro red in her other hand,
Rode her cart to the promised land,
Now from Wally World she’s banned.
This post was edited on 1/12/19 at 8:19 pm
Posted on 1/12/19 at 7:09 pm to Clutch Cargo
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drinking wine from a Pringles can and riding an electric cart in the parking lot.
Are we not supposed to do that?
Posted on 1/12/19 at 7:12 pm to Clutch Cargo
No idiot, I don’t live in Wichita Falls
Posted on 1/12/19 at 7:25 pm to Clutch Cargo
Note to self. Cardboard can hold alchohol for at least a couple of hours.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 7:27 pm to Clutch Cargo
Bama inbreeding a terrible drug
Posted on 1/12/19 at 7:30 pm to Ed Osteen
I do, other side of town. Believe she was pre-gaming for the Cowboys vs Rams contest
Posted on 1/12/19 at 7:39 pm to Ed Osteen
Oh. Do you still live with your mom? She should be calling you up from the basement soon for dinner.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 7:49 pm to Clutch Cargo
I hear those Mu's sure can party


Posted on 1/12/19 at 8:17 pm to Clutch Cargo
Like a porn movie she was scooting there
Walmart wine flowing in her hair
She swerved up with a Pringles can
We made love in my Chevy van
(apologies to Sammy Johns for the olds who remember the song)
Chevy Van from 1973
Walmart wine flowing in her hair
She swerved up with a Pringles can
We made love in my Chevy van
(apologies to Sammy Johns for the olds who remember the song)
Chevy Van from 1973
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