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re: Bad strip club experiences

Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:30 am to
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
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Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:30 am to
Only interesting sorry I have is from one of those shithole places on Airline south of Baton Rouge after an LSU game 20 or so years ago.
The girls were ugly and the high point of the night it seemed for the locals was some black chick with the stage name Cocoa who came out under the “black lights” and squeezed her nipples to squirt breast milk all over herself.

One guy started drinking some as his boys cheered him on.
This post was edited on 12/12/22 at 10:32 am
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27808 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:31 am to
Umm

I KNOW you have a story.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8686 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:41 am to
I really don't like strip clubs, but I seemed to find myself in them quite often when I was in my 20's. The worst was probably when I was visiting a friend after boot camp. He lived in a small, podunk town in Wisconsin that randomly had a strip club. There were two strippers that night and neither of them were under 250 lbs.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25568 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:42 am to
In college, we set up a bachelor party and arranged for a stripper to attend. She performed in the living room. She brought her drugged out boyfriend, who pulled out a small pistol to "make sure everyone stayed in line." The couch he sat on had windows behind it (front stoop with windows). One of the residents of the house slid out the back and sat outside the window - with a .12 ga. double barrel pointed at the guys head LOL (and he was angled so that there was no one in the line of fire).

When the show (which was terrible)was over, the punk put the pistol in his pocket. We then told him about being covered by a shotgun the entire time.

Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
4874 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:43 am to
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As it turned out, she DID work in his office. Stripping was a weekend/part-time job.


Kudos to her having a legit job too, though it’s prob just a front for all of the cash she’s pulling in.
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
8046 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:43 am to
I have been in precisely two strip clubs in my entire life, both due to being in a social situation where I either had to go in or literally just stand in the parking lot. Easily the most depressing places I've ever been, and that includes Helmand Province and my Uncle Ernie's double wide.
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
21481 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:45 am to
Years & years ago, when the old Biloxi Coast was flourishing, pre casino days, the clubs, late at nite, went totally nude. Was with a group, pretty intoxicated, a nerd type friend had his new glasses removed & wiped deep into a stripper's twat. He cursed, grabbed for them, she laffed & took them out, tossing them in front of him. He made a big show of wiping them off & putting them back on his face. She waited a beat, reached down, grabbed them off his face again & reinserted them back into her twat. He was too flustered, pissed, humiliated to do anything, so she danced a while with them in & finally tossed them back.
Posted by wasteland
City of peace
Member since Apr 2011
5915 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:45 am to
Mother daughter night at the candle light lounge
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119990 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:46 am to
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Umm

I KNOW you have a story.




Posted by White Bear
AT WORK
Member since Jul 2014
17182 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:56 am to
Nukies
Posted by RolltidePA
North Carolina
Member since Dec 2010
5027 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 11:07 am to
Not for or against strip clubs. Have had good times there and some less than good times. I highly recommend making a visit in Tampa or Montreal, they do things differently there.

My scarring experience is not grand and is brief. In my mid 20's, great looking stripper at an all nude club is on stage, naturally I take a seat, she comes up to do her thing. She drops down in front of me and I have the first experience with what genital warts look like live and in person; the first time I'd seen them outside of a textbook.

That moment still hangs with me. She was bold to go on stage with that shite going on down there; I guess the bills had to be paid.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5650 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 11:15 am to
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really don't like strip clubs, but I seemed to find myself in them quite often when I was in my 20's.


Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
19950 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 11:30 am to
Only been a few times and never had a bad experience.

Funnest one was a ghetto arse byob in Dallas with my cousin and his buddy. Strippers were not very attractive and we were the only ones there. They had a keg in the back and weed, so they smoked us out and got us drunk and told us crazy stories.

After that, I felt really bad about exploiting women who have had such tragic lives for my own entertainment. Haven’t been to one since.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119990 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 11:46 am to
Was it one of those strip clubs where the strippers take off all of their clothes? Is that something that's legal in the whole state of texas or just in certain parts?

The idea of a completely naked stripper never appealed to me. Its actually kind of nasty if you think about it.
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
16809 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 11:53 am to
Used to be one in Augusta Ga called Chicago Lils that in the men's room instead of a toilet you had to piss in a sink with a bag of ice in it
Posted by Stiles
Member since Sep 2017
3454 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 12:02 pm to
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I understood almost nothing of this

quote:

OWLFAN86

Well, now you know how it feels to talk to you in person.
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 12:05 pm to
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I really don't like strip clubs, but I seemed to find myself in them quite often when I was in my 20's.


My close friends and I did often when we were young, single, and dumb. Honestly, we went to drink and play pool. No different than going to any other bar but with topless women and the song .45 by Shinedown being played every 15 minutes. Today I just think it's a waste of money and having dated a former stripper just kind of ruins it for me.


One of my friends still goes to strip clubs often and I've watched this man spend his paycheck buying drinks for dancers. He was at The Mansions when it was busted one time. Even better is the lead officer being someone we both went to high school with and says to him "why is it when we bust a strip club you're always here"
Posted by lsubuddy
houma, la
Member since Jul 2014
4943 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 12:06 pm to
Not bad but funny. Barhoppin with a couple of friends years ago and went to one and the poor girl on stage had a cast on her left leg
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 12:08 pm to
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Barhoppin with a couple of friends years ago and went to one and the poor girl on stage had a cast on her left leg


Went to one in Pine Grove that was sketchy at the start and one of the dancers had a prostetic leg. We were done after it fell off.
This post was edited on 12/12/22 at 12:09 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194358 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 12:27 pm to
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After that, I felt really bad about exploiting women who have had such tragic lives for my own entertainment. Haven’t been to one since.

I don't disagree, however

When I was a DJ the club stayed open til 4 on Fri-Sat night ( no alcohol after 2) and often the strippers from Ricks and the Mens Club would go to breakfast and I got to know these girls and hear their stories at THAT level of talent the simps that handed them their rent money might be equally as exploited

but those were the apex , early-mid 80's Houston the women working the lunch shift were Great White shark predators

but yeah there's a part of it that's just heartbreaking no matter how you spin it
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