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Axe
Posted on 12/26/22 at 1:54 pm
Posted on 12/26/22 at 1:54 pm
My IT guy celebrated his first Christmas here in the states. Vipal, was gifted an Axe Gift Box from his wife, Zara. He was excited at first because he felt it was a great "AMERICAN" gift. However, the team informed him how Axe is only used by younger people and they teased him. I exited my office to see what the tomfoolery was all about to find Vipal and the rest of the team already coming towards my office. The team put me on the spot asking if Axe is something I would use at my age--let's just say I'm not a Spring CHICKEN, any longer.
The question is, do men in the south over the age of 20, use Axe? And is Axe really an aphrodisiac? Vipul was told it attracts the ladies like Truly does with Sorority girls.
The question is, do men in the south over the age of 20, use Axe? And is Axe really an aphrodisiac? Vipul was told it attracts the ladies like Truly does with Sorority girls.
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Posted on 12/26/22 at 1:55 pm to Chief Illiniwek
Every Vipal I’ve known smells funky. Nice gift.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 1:55 pm to Chief Illiniwek
Nerds
Posted on 12/26/22 at 1:57 pm to Chief Illiniwek
you glorious Philipino bastard
Posted on 12/26/22 at 1:57 pm to Chief Illiniwek
If his wife likes to smell it on him that's all that matters, sh***y coworker opinions are irrelevant. I'd sprinkle myself in paprika if that's what turned her on.
(my wife that is, not his)
(my wife that is, not his)
This post was edited on 12/26/22 at 2:01 pm
Posted on 12/26/22 at 1:57 pm to Chief Illiniwek
I've got a can in the truck just in case of those days where I have to do a unload in the summer and it might be a while before I get to a shower...
Other than that I've got a bottle of Lacoste essential.
Other than that I've got a bottle of Lacoste essential.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 2:00 pm to Chief Illiniwek
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Truly does with Sorority girls.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 2:00 pm to Chief Illiniwek
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The question is, do men in the south over the age of 20, use Axe?
I’ll use the body wash, but not the spray. If I get an extra can in a box on discount, so be it. I’ll keep it around for emergencies.
That said. I’m married. I’m only trying to impress one woman these days, and if she ever asks why I smell like a mix of sweat and spray, then the can hits the trash.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 2:00 pm to Chief Illiniwek
Nobody knows what kind of shower gell or cologne you use. If it smells good use it because you will be smelling it all day.
Although I'm not sure if anything can hide the smell of Curry.
Although I'm not sure if anything can hide the smell of Curry.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 2:01 pm to Chief Illiniwek
Probably better than curry, tbh.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 2:01 pm to Chief Illiniwek
Sounds like you have a shitty team full of jaded assholes.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 2:02 pm to Chief Illiniwek
He wants to be "American", he can learn proper American responses like Your mom bought it for me and I hate hurting her feelings.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 2:06 pm to TexasTiger08
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I’ll use the body wash, but not the spray
No way. The body wash dries my skin out and makes my back itch uncontrollably; I learned this in 2004.
Dove for men
Posted on 12/26/22 at 2:12 pm to Chief Illiniwek
I’m 40 and keep a can in my truck for one of those swamp arse summer days
Posted on 12/26/22 at 2:14 pm to Chief Illiniwek
They just had to come running and Axe the boss
Posted on 12/26/22 at 2:17 pm to Chief Illiniwek
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The question is, do men in the south over the age of 20, use Axe? And is Axe really an aphrodisiac? Vipul was told it attracts the ladies like Truly does with Sorority girls.
Axe gets shite on b/c the OT ballers spend $$ on fancy colognes.
However, anyone who thinks Axe Dark Temptation smells bad(not talking about when it's first sprayed all over a locker room or bathroom), is 100% full of shite.
People are blindly hating on stigma, not facts.
This Axe spray has gotten me so many compliments over the last 15 years. I keep it in my gym bag.
And back when I was working two jobs I'd spray it on after a pizza delivery shift on the way to a bar/party.
This post was edited on 12/26/22 at 2:19 pm
Posted on 12/26/22 at 2:28 pm to Chief Illiniwek
I'd never willingly buy Axe body spray, cologne, or deodorant out of sheer embarrassment. I hate being wasteful though. Someone bought once bought me me an Axe gift set, so I felt compelled to use it. I will say, though, that Axe once put out some damn fine charcoal shampoo for men. Of course, the only thing I actually liked from the company they quickly discontinued.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 2:34 pm to Chief Illiniwek
Pleas show bob and vagana
Posted on 12/26/22 at 2:44 pm to Chief Illiniwek
quote:I don't conform to other people or group standards.
the team informed him how Axe is only used by younger people
I'm 74 and I'll use Axe if I dam well feel like.
Tip: If a guy's wife or GF likes one should strongly consider it.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 2:49 pm to Chief Illiniwek
Pics of Zara?
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