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re: Australian Duo Enjoying Beer on Inflatable Mattress Drift Away into Sea

Posted on 3/3/21 at 8:13 am to
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
128660 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 8:13 am to
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After three hours of drifting, Tex arrived on a jet ski to rescue his friends


Posted by sabes que
Member since Jan 2010
10156 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 8:14 am to
As soon as that thing started getting uncomfortably far, I’m jumping off and swimming back.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
69373 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 8:14 am to
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yep, seems like every Aussie shark story starts off with somewhere south of Perth


aussies are either really tough and a bunch of badasses or just stupid
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26125 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 8:21 am to
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Tex


Posted by Yeti_Chaser
Member since Nov 2017
11373 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 8:23 am to
Luckily for you, you can walk about 10 miles put in biloxi
Posted by Pisgah Pete
Buncombe County
Member since Feb 2021
602 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 8:32 am to
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Who knew Australia had a population of baws


Bogans

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87753 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 8:38 am to
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Bogans




Bawgans
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5425 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 8:45 am to
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Luckily for you, you can walk about 10 miles put in biloxi


Yea, I’d like to think that’s why my grandfather was laughing.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103399 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 8:51 am to
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Tex arrived on a jet ski to rescue his friends




ETA: Dammit, Cosmo.
This post was edited on 3/3/21 at 8:52 am
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
11531 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 8:57 am to
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Who knew Australia had a population of baws.

Being a former penal colony, most of Australia is simply poor stock.
Posted by Wiseguy
Member since Mar 2020
4069 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 9:01 am to
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Who knew Australia had a population of baws.



Who didn’t know?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 9:09 am to
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11588 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 9:11 am to
Dang...

Where liters flow and men chunder
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
53423 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 9:21 am to
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Our how about bringing a homemade anchor so you don't drift? That horrific experience and his take away is check the wind
anchors and inflatables do not go well together
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104088 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 10:10 am to
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A bastion of Freedom, not being ruled by tyrants?


If you think that, better take another look at the covid lockdown, much less their gun control laws.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
70476 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 10:28 am to
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After three hours of drifting, Tex arrived on a jet ski to rescue his friends, and was quickly followed by a team of volunteer rescuers who helped bring Perry and Palmer to shore.


Bet this guy likes to throw a few shrimp on the BAWbe
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 10:32 am to
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To stay afloat, Palmer jumped off the mattress every few minutes


Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37350 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 12:18 pm to
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Tex arrived on a jet ski to rescue his friends
quote:




Australia is like Spring Break '87 formed a country
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
99873 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 1:24 pm to
I hope they had enough beer to last the 3 hours
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87753 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 1:25 pm to
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I hope they had enough beer to last the 3 hours




probably, look at how much shite they had with them on Gilligan's Island for just a three hour tour
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