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re: Ask a fat guy who's oddly charismatic a question

Posted on 12/15/17 at 7:43 pm to
Posted by lsucoonass
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Posted on 12/15/17 at 7:43 pm to
I do that with mine
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
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Posted on 12/15/17 at 7:44 pm to
What's your A1c ?

For those who don't know it's a diabetes test
Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 12/15/17 at 8:10 pm to
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Where does chicken Alfredo and sprite rank on your favorite foods list?




I hate chicken Alfredo. I will only drink sprite if I'm sick.

For some reason mixed with water, it stays down better than water.
Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 12/15/17 at 8:12 pm to
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Do you ever play with your own tits and pretend they're a girls?



I am an extremely hairy man beast.

That would be one hairy bitch.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
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Posted on 12/15/17 at 8:36 pm to
This thread is much more entertaining than the other AMA.
Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 12/15/17 at 9:53 pm to
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What's your A1c ?

For those who don't know it's a diabetes test



I don't really consume sugar on a routine basis. And I don't eat in a pattern that promotes insulin resistance.

Checked last year, all well. Blood pressure creeping above its old 117/76 number.

Increased water intake. Actually go next month to check it out.x
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 12/15/17 at 10:35 pm to
Tom Petty
George Harrison
Sammy Davis Junior
Steve Prefontaine
George Burns

How come they’re all dead and they weren’t fat but you’re still alive and you’re not not fat?

Enquiring Minds...

Posted by Willie Stroker
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Posted on 12/15/17 at 10:44 pm to
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My wife has my contact picture set as Santa.

Do you ever try on clothes and ask your wife if they make you look fat? Do you ever think she's lying when she says no.
Posted by Willie Stroker
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Posted on 12/15/17 at 10:46 pm to
When it's really hot outside, do you ever notice people trying to stand in your massive shadow?
Posted by Willie Stroker
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Posted on 12/15/17 at 10:53 pm to
When you take a shower, do your feet get wet?
Posted by Willie Stroker
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Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:00 pm to
If you have sex with another fatty, do your bodies have to form an obtuse angle?
Posted by Rza32
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Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:35 pm to
When did you come out?
Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 6:04 am to
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If you have sex with another fatty, do your bodies have to form an obtuse angle?




Standing doggy is about the only position that is difficult if the girl is 200+

You need a lot of length for all that arse.

Posted by PT24-7
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 7:20 am to
So you don’t eat sugar, donuts, sprite, Alfredo?......how did you get so fat?
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 7:41 am to
Maybe he's just big boned
Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 7:45 am to
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So you don’t eat sugar, donuts, sprite, Alfredo?......how did you get so fat?



In early college I ran a lot. Lifted weights a lot. Ate a lot.

Started travelling a ton for work in Europe and Asia. Kept eating a lot even though I wasn't running. Drank even more.

Meat, cheese, and starch.

I can eat a 2.5lb sirloin from does, a few beers, and be ready to go out after.

Actually down about 11% of my body weight since July.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 7:50 am to
How much do you weigh and how tall are you?
Posted by Meatball
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 7:50 am to
How many Little Debbie cakes can you eat in one sitting?
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 7:50 am to
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can eat a 2.5lb


Damn. .. Have you tried any of the no carb diets?
Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 8:14 am to
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How much do you weigh and how tall are you?



306 and 6ft. Used to be an inch taller. Had a few bad accidents and I'm legitimately shorter now

Odd body shape. Legs are very lean but a shorter inseam. Long torso and long arms. Put it to you like this. The low pro cage in my offroad had to be built for someone 4 inches taller than me.
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