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What’s wrong with his nose?

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The result of a few tons of cocaine passing through it.

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They were at the Four Seasons in St. Louis and she ordered $80 chocolate-covered strawberries from room service while Artie was in the shower. The woman also cut up oxycontin with a salt shaker, but it broke while she was cutting it up. According to Artie, the woman had no idea she accidentally cracked glass into the oxy. Then she went to the front desk to pick up a package. Artie allegedly came out of the shower and did the line with the broken glass in it. “It was like a zipper,” Artie remembers. “I looked in the mirror and I said, ‘Well now everything has happened.'”

Artie then went to a doctor to fix his destroyed septum and apparently the physician made it worse. “He ruined it. Now my nose is permanently attached to this side of my nostril and when I blow my nose it bleeds,” Lange said. Artie then went to a show in Pittsburgh the next day and his nose starts bleeding profusely during his standup routine and “looked like a Brian De Palma movie.”

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Liberal Howie is killing the show.

I don't want to hear an hour long rant on why we shouldn't build a wall or that Trump shouldn't tweet. Or that reparations and affirmative action actually helps blacks rather than holds them back.

Seems like Howard is more focused on not offending people these days, when he built his fame on the exact opposite.

Once Artie was kicked off, there was no one else willing to stand up to Howard's PC BS.

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