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re: Arse's tip of the day: if you test your DNA, don't leave chili dog napkins laying around
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:33 am to TigerFanInSouthland
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:33 am to TigerFanInSouthland
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This is why one should never provide their DNA to a fricking database.
Does this advice still apply to those of us who don’t plan on murdering anybody??
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:33 am to arseinclarse
I watch a shite load of forensic files so I’ve seen plenty of examples of this.
If they can’t get a warrant cops will stalk you and wait for you to throw away straws, forks, napkins, etc to get you dna.
One guy was on to them and would save his straws and forks after he ate.
If they can’t get a warrant cops will stalk you and wait for you to throw away straws, forks, napkins, etc to get you dna.
One guy was on to them and would save his straws and forks after he ate.
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:36 am to arseinclarse
For those saying they wouldn't submit their DNA, if a close relative does it you may as well have done it yourself. See the part where they said him or a close relative of his were the suspects.
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:37 am to arseinclarse
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swabbed his arse and got what they needed
Arseswabber, real opportunity for moving up the tract
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:47 am to arseinclarse
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I'll never send my dna off somewhere. You'd have to be an idiot to do so.
shite son, all they have to do is swab Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop and you’re fricked
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:12 pm to beerJeep
Do you have to submit your name with your DNA? I'd think there would be a market to do this anonymously? Like you send it in with only a CODE and password with no return address. Then in 30 days you can check their database and pull the info?
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:12 pm to baldona
Also, is Arse really a lawyer?
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:29 pm to baldona
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is Arse really a lawyer?
Well, since most lawyers are arses
Posted on 2/15/19 at 1:03 pm to arseinclarse
Two things. First, DNA tests are unreliable. If you take 10 swabs, you'll likely get 10 different results. And that's not including the 'progressives' who 'add some african dna to mess with white people.' Second;
I don't understand how you can be forced to give up your DNA considering it would be tantamount to a forced confession. You have the right against self-incrimination, no?
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After Westrom’s arrest this week, DNA was collected from him
I don't understand how you can be forced to give up your DNA considering it would be tantamount to a forced confession. You have the right against self-incrimination, no?
Posted on 2/15/19 at 1:17 pm to baldona
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Also, is Arse really a lawyer
I play one on tv.
I'm sure I'm already in the system. I try to keep them off my scent with copious traces of Beam.
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