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Arrest warrant issued for latest ice cream licker

Posted on 8/23/19 at 6:01 am
Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
48943 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 6:01 am
He licked and returned the ice cream to the freezer but later said he bought the exact container. The store was forced to dump the entire freezer. We need to start euthanizing anyone this stupid.

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Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39146 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 6:11 am to
They should beat him until he pees on himself, on pay-per-view. The proceeds could help the store recover costs, since he is probably unable to pay restitution.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67488 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 6:13 am to
quote:

They should beat him until he pees on himself, on pay-per-view

Upvoting this shite and would pay to see it too
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8405 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 6:13 am to
Monkey see,monkey do.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18911 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 6:13 am to
Is this still a thing? I think maybe this phenomenon proves what they now say about not saying the name or showing the photo of mass killers. People really are willing to do anything for fame.
Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
48943 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 6:15 am to
Blue Bell needs to bring civil actions against them, they should be paying restitution for life.
Posted by CarrolltonTiger
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2005
50291 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 6:16 am to
quote:

People really are willing to do anything for fame.


People with meaningless lives that haven't the ability to accomplish anything of value.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 6:23 am to
What's up with these black people and ice cream
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 6:29 am to
Why is his face blurred?

Pussies.
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 6:37 am to
Oh please. If you think he'll actually do any real time or be held responsible, you're fooling yourself.

Anyone that tries any of that will be immediately labeled "racist" and the action will be halted.

The term "racist" is like kryptonite.
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 6:39 am to
quote:

What's up with these black people and ice cream


They're conventional Trump hating liberals.
They likely see ice cream as something white folks buy. Maybe they hope some white soccer mom will buy it and know know any better.

Funny thing is that it's pretty easy to see marks on frozen ice cream.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39146 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 6:40 am to
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Why is his face blurred?


Because he has such a bad homemade haircut that they felt sorry for him. I am guessing the clippers malfunctioned part of the way through.

Unblurred
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
11284 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 6:43 am to
quote:

If you think he'll actually do any real time or be held responsible, you're fooling yourself.

Anyone that tries any of that will be immediately labeled "racist" and the action will be halted.


Because we have a rich history of not arresting black men, amirite?!?


He won’t get “real time” as a punishment because it’s a relatively low level crime.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15154 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 7:02 am to
Put these idiots in jail with the "Toss my salad" guy who likes his a-hole eaten out with grape jelly by his cellmate.

That should cure these idiots of wanting to do stuff like this for fun.
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68689 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 7:05 am to
Lock them up. Can't function in society.

Kids with less functioning brains know better than these animals.
Posted by Pvt Hudson
Member since Jan 2013
3567 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 7:06 am to
At some point it’s on Blue Bell for being too cheap to put a thin piece of plastic over their product to keep it from being tampered with.

We just know about the idiots dumb enough to record and post themselves doing it.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132389 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 7:07 am to
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The store was forced to dump the entire freezer.

Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 7:07 am to
quote:

People with meaningless lives that haven't the ability to accomplish anything of value.



Well shite, that sort of describes me but the thought of licking ice cream in the store would never occur to me.
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 7:20 am to
A vanity video made by his idiot friend.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34487 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 7:23 am to
Anyone want to take bets on how long before we see safety seals on ice cream?
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