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re: Are their any petty crimes that you routinely commit?

Posted on 7/2/18 at 8:08 pm to
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63288 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 8:08 pm to
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Lmao I was trying to put a smooth criminal gif at the end. I'm on mobile so didn't realize the link was that long
Posted by gingerkittie
Member since Aug 2013
2675 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 8:10 pm to
I collect rocks or shells from wherever I go. I started doing it as a child for my great gram for her rock garden but now I do it for my own rock garden.

Some restaurants/stores have those really nice rocks in their landscaping so can't help but pick up one or two of them.

Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 8:14 pm to
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Car pool lane. Daily
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Car pool lane. Daily


Of everything posted I think this is the worst.
Posted by tigercross
Member since Feb 2008
5075 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 8:17 pm to
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I'm famously cheap and not embarrassed to admit it. Yall can suck my dick when I retire at 50


Normal: paying the nominal fee for ice at a gas station or bait shop

Cheap: bagging ice in your freezer over the course of the week and bringing it in your ice chest

Trashy: stealing from a hotel

You aren’t cheap, you’re trashy.
This post was edited on 7/2/18 at 8:18 pm
Posted by LSUMJ
BR
Member since Sep 2004
20929 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 8:26 pm to
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. Using the restroom at a gas station when you're supposed to purchase something but you dont is the same thing.


Thats top 10 OT stupid right there

What are u stealing from the gas station?
Posted by FLTech
he/won
Member since Sep 2017
29195 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 8:32 pm to
After my 1 hour lunch break, I take a 30-45 minute dump while on company time
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 8:33 pm to
quote:

Some restaurants/stores have those really nice rocks in their landscaping so can't help but pick up one or two of them.



Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 8:35 pm to
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What are u stealing from the gas station?



The water he uses to flush the toilet and wash his hands. As well as the electricity in the bathroom

Same as the water and electricity that is used to make the frozen water in the ice maker.
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
13204 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 8:37 pm to
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Sorry, I can accept a lot but not that part...
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85526 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 8:48 pm to
ISWYDT!!!!
Posted by gingerkittie
Member since Aug 2013
2675 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 11:24 pm to
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It's not boulders or anything. Just interesting river rocks or roundish rocks that are golf ball sized.

However, there was that time I collected about 50 lbs of rocks on a 3 week vacation. My bf proved himself to be a keeper when he carried them from the hotel room down to the truck.

I don't want fancy souvenirs from trips we take, I'm happy with my rocks. It's a win/win
This post was edited on 7/3/18 at 12:07 am
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63288 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 11:32 pm to
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I don't want fancy souvenirs from trips we take, I'm happy with my rocks. It's a win/win



Same...I have a couple of dozen rocks and I remember the time and place that I picked up every single one of them. Some are actually very cool.

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there was that time I collected about 50 lbs of rocks on a 3 week vacation.


Now, I think you may have me beat.



Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
17965 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 7:17 am to
Back when Pizza Hut had a all you can eat salad, two would buy and the other two got salad free. There's a one way street in front of the school here. During non school hours I go the wrong way, its a short cut. Have used this while the grandkids are in the car. When they were with their parents, they would say go this way mommy. Mom would say that's illegal, its a one way. Grandkids would chime in, pappy does it all the time. Maybe I'm not a good role model. And the youngest grandson would always sing "Breaking the Law, Breaking the law", by Iron Maiden.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az via La
Member since Feb 2006
13371 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 7:28 am to
Stealing ice - that’s pretty low
Posted by Zanzibaw
BR
Member since Jun 2016
2954 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 7:31 am to
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Eh. Most of the folks condemning me probably do the same type of shite. Using the restroom at a gas station when you're supposed to purchase something but you dont is the same thing


Rationalizing a crime you've committed habitually by saying "others probably did it doesn't make it any less of a crime. Nor does it make you any less of a piece of shite.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az via La
Member since Feb 2006
13371 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 7:34 am to
A former friend (when he was building a house about 15 years ago) would go to establishments that had nice landscaping and steal their plants - stealing plants at night is a new low. Just like that ice stealing MF
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
8507 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 7:59 am to
I stop. Look both ways. Then run a red light. Doesn’t matter how big the intersection. I run red lights ALL the time. It’s fricking stupid to wait if nobody is coming.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41380 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 8:26 am to
I drive in Houston traffic daily. My list of traffic infractions is on average of 3-5 per day.
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 8:28 am to
Well you are no different than a Walmart shoplifter.
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
5216 posts
Posted on 7/3/18 at 8:40 am to
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According to wired ice costs 1.26 cents per kg in electricity to make. So roughly .57 cents per pound.
2 years at 50 lbs a week would only be like $30 in electricity.
These self-service ice shacks around LP sell 20 lbs bulk ice for like $2.00. So, 40 lbs of ice would run you $4.00/week. Over 2 years, that's over $400.

a-hole.
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