re: Are their any petty crimes that you routinely commit?

Posted by LCA131

Home of the Fake Sig lines

Member since Feb 2008

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Posted on 7/2/18 at 5:01 pm to Pelican fan99

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trashy AF. ice is super cheap

Not as cheap as celltech.

Posted by brian_wilson

Member since Oct 2016

3581 posts

Posted on 7/2/18 at 5:02 pm to celltech1981

i sometimes take a sample out of the bulk food containers at the local natural grocery store. It pisses the wife off as it clearly says no samples. But I am a gangsta and DGAF.

Posted by foshizzle

Washington DC metro

Member since Mar 2008

40599 posts

Posted on 7/2/18 at 5:03 pm to celltech1981

Not criminal but there's a woman I know who is tired of her husband not knowing the difference between "their" and "there". She likes the fact that I do and so whenever he goes fishing she calls me up and we make mad, passionate love. Just when she gets close to finishing she yells "There! They're! Their!"

Been doing this for 2 years.

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Posted by OweO

Plaquemine, La

Member since Sep 2009

122527 posts

Posted on 7/2/18 at 5:04 pm to brian_wilson

quote:
i sometimes take a sample out of the bulk food containers at the local natural grocery store. It pisses the wife off as it clearly says no samples. But I am a gangsta and DGAF.

Posted by Kafka

I am the moral conscience of TD

Member since Jul 2007

159006 posts

Posted on 7/2/18 at 5:04 pm to foshizzle

quote:
Not criminal but there's a woman I know who is tired of her husband not knowing the difference between "their" and "there". She likes the fact that I do and so whenever he goes fishing she calls me up and we make mad, passionate love. Just when she gets close to finishing she yells "There! They're! Their!"

Been doing this for 2 years.

no ice piss, no care

Posted by TH03

Mogadishu

Member since Dec 2008

172004 posts

Posted on 7/2/18 at 5:05 pm to OweO

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Every evening I collect a few empty gatorade bottles near this bed and breakfast and I get a few people to piss in them. There is this ice machine and every so often there is this guy, who comes around, with his boat.. Appears to be going fishing, and he takes a bunch of ice. What he doesn't realize is that I dump the gatorade bottles filled with piss in the freeze and most of the ice he gets is frozen piss.

What a lame spinoff joke attempt.

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OweO

Oh. Right.

Posted by LCA131

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Member since Feb 2008

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Posted on 7/2/18 at 5:05 pm to foshizzle

Sounds like the only thing cheaper than Celltech, is his wife.

Posted by BowlJackson

Birmingham, AL

Member since Sep 2013

52881 posts

Posted on 7/2/18 at 5:07 pm to celltech1981

Smoke weed

I didn't pay for a single roll of toilet paper from the time I was 18-25. Take whole packs from my parents when I visited home and single rolls from public restrooms when I was running low.

Posted by BlackAdam

Member since Jan 2016

7274 posts

Posted on 7/2/18 at 5:07 pm to celltech1981

Loitering, speeding, public urination.

Posted by tgrbaitn08

Member since Dec 2007

148031 posts

Posted on 7/2/18 at 5:07 pm to celltech1981

I drive 80 in a 70 everyday

Posted by LCA131

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Posted on 7/2/18 at 5:09 pm to tgrbaitn08

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drive 80 in a 70 everyday

Please get out of Hammertimes way.

Posted by celltech1981

Member since Jul 2014

8139 posts

Posted on 7/2/18 at 5:11 pm to LCA131

I'm famously cheap and not embarrassed to admit it.

Yall can suck my dick when I retire at 50

This post was edited on 7/2/18 at 5:13 pm

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Posted by dgnx6

Member since Feb 2006

91645 posts

Posted on 7/2/18 at 5:14 pm to celltech1981

Nah, you a just a piece of shite theif.

Posted by celltech1981

Member since Jul 2014

8139 posts

Posted on 7/2/18 at 5:17 pm to dgnx6

Meh. Ive been called worse.

Posted by yellowfin

Coastal Bar

Member since May 2006

99037 posts

Posted on 7/2/18 at 5:18 pm to celltech1981

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1981
Every morning that I go fishing (or need to keep stuff cold while I'm at work) I stop at a bed and breakfast/inn and use their outdoor ice machine meant for the guests. I probably get 40 or 50 lbs of loose ice a week there. It's usually at around 4 am and nobody is ever up and about. Been doing this for 2 years.

There’s a word that describes this, it’s on the tip of my tongue but I can’t think of it...........

Posted by PiscesTiger

Concrete, WA

Member since Feb 2004

53696 posts

Posted on 7/2/18 at 5:19 pm to OweO

Every morning I show up for work at the bed and breakfast hotel and some guy named "Ice Man" or "ICY cock" or whatever always comes to the desk and hints to me that he dreams of giving me head. When he finally leaves, I use the pictures I was able to take of him and upload to gay dating sites and advertise that he's looking for uncircumcised Al Queda cock. Hopefully, no one will get smart and look up my IP address.

Posted by biglego

San Francisco

Member since Nov 2007

85534 posts

Posted on 7/2/18 at 5:21 pm to Kafka

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+1

I don’t see this around here much anymore. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.

Posted by BlackPawnMartyr

Houston, TX

Member since Dec 2010

16382 posts

Posted on 7/2/18 at 5:21 pm to BlueWaffleHouse

Lol I had a room mate 4yrs ago who would use those 6pick beer packs and load it up with bombers that are like 7-$12 a piece and pay like 8-$9 total. Pretty sure he voted for Bernie.