Are New Iberia Toupees a Thing?

I think that's what happens when a white dude says "line me up"

I actually know a man who wears a toupee like this one. I give him a pass since he’s in his mid-80s but I chuckle to myself when I see him.

that’s embarrassing

In fairness, his feet are on the ground. Why is there such a low chair for a relatively high desk? Seems like it would be uncomfortable no matter how tall you were.

I was at a pool party with a buddy one time. Ran into a business associate who is well known for his horrible toupee.

I got drunk, as one does at these things. He was lingering and being a douche. So I ran up behind him and yoiked the frick out of that piece. Problem was, he had practically gorilla glued that thing on his dome, so only half of it came off. And the half that came with me also had some of his scalp attached to it.

Buddy, this dude looked like he was about to kill me. He chased me and I legit feared for my life. Caught me too. I saw the top of his head and noticed a huge basically rug burn where there used to be skin. As he raised up to hit me, I yell, "WAIT! what if hair grows back where the skin came off?" And everyone around us started dying laughing.

He did too. Saved my life really. Thought I was a goner for sure.

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NewIberiaHaircut

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Listen to this dude, or dudette. He, or she, is knowledgeable on this subject.

None of that happened

There is something odd about him.