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Are funeral strippers really a thing?
Posted on 5/4/18 at 4:57 pm
Posted on 5/4/18 at 4:57 pm
I saw a random article on some stuff from Taiwan, China, and of course, from Florida on how "more common" its becoming, apparently it for "good fortune"
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I've never heard of this
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Lately, families have felt the need to fight for attention, and have realised that exotic dance is a crowd-pleaser and the perfect way for a rousing send off.
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In many cases women will strip off and flaunt themselves on the coffin of the dead person. More often than not children and old people are present during what can be very adult performances.
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I've never heard of this
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Posted on 5/4/18 at 5:03 pm to Tigerbait357
YES!!!!!!!
Posted on 5/4/18 at 5:04 pm to Tigerbait357
That’s the pinnacle of trashy mountain
Good god
Good god
Posted on 5/4/18 at 5:08 pm to Tigerbait357
Pass.
I’d rather do something absurd like force everyone to sit through either “When The Music’s Over” or the long version of “Inna Gadda Da Vida”.
Edit- now that I think about it, I may want four Scotsmen in kilts playing Inna Gadda Da Vida on bagpipes for 17 minutes.
I’d rather do something absurd like force everyone to sit through either “When The Music’s Over” or the long version of “Inna Gadda Da Vida”.
Edit- now that I think about it, I may want four Scotsmen in kilts playing Inna Gadda Da Vida on bagpipes for 17 minutes.
This post was edited on 5/4/18 at 5:12 pm
Posted on 5/4/18 at 5:12 pm to Tigerbait357
This is glorious
Posted on 5/4/18 at 5:20 pm to teke184
I've heard of funeral coffins made specially, not your ordinary coffin
This post was edited on 5/4/18 at 5:21 pm
Posted on 5/4/18 at 5:22 pm to Tigerbait357
I think I need the Twix one.
Posted on 5/4/18 at 5:24 pm to Tigerbait357
I don’t know but now I want Asian strippers at my funeral. It’s what I would have wanted.
Posted on 5/4/18 at 5:25 pm to teke184
That twix one looks like its for two people
Posted on 5/4/18 at 5:26 pm to Tigerbait357
Probably a fatty
Posted on 5/4/18 at 5:26 pm to Tigerbait357
Two for me, none for you.
Posted on 5/4/18 at 5:27 pm to Tigerbait357
I want a funeral hooker. For me, not the guests.
I want to be cremated, my ashes ground to a fine powder, mixed with water in a douche, and have the best looking hooker you can find run me through one more time.
I want to be cremated, my ashes ground to a fine powder, mixed with water in a douche, and have the best looking hooker you can find run me through one more time.
Posted on 5/4/18 at 5:28 pm to TDsngumbo
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I want Asian strippers at my funeral
Way way over rated. Most don't have a good rack.
Posted on 5/4/18 at 5:28 pm to Green Chili Tiger
I think you will have to settle for getting your ashes in a Victoria Secret changing room and the gambling floor of Caesar’s Place, Ken.
Posted on 5/4/18 at 5:31 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Posted on 5/4/18 at 5:31 pm to Tigerbait357
I sure hope so.
Posted on 5/4/18 at 5:32 pm to Tigerbait357
I would go to a hell of a lot more funerals if it were a thing here
Posted on 5/4/18 at 5:40 pm to Tigerbait357
There’s a stiff joke somewhere in this.
Posted on 5/4/18 at 5:46 pm to Tigerbait357
I’d go. What’s tipping etiquette?
Posted on 5/4/18 at 5:56 pm to Jorts R Us
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I’d go. What’s tipping etiquette?
give them a tip, literally
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