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Posted on 6/15/15 at 5:15 pm to biglego
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Posted on 6/15/15 at 5:18 pm to Broke
yes. very wasteful. but I did have an experience at a crematory in the basement of a funeral home that freaked me out. the deceased was going to be viewed and she was in a cardboard box; all mangled because she died doing a crossword puzzle. the lurch looking funeral guy asked if we wanted to stay and watch her go in the oven. (there was plexiglass and chairs) I was not watching gramma go in the oven. 
Posted on 6/15/15 at 5:22 pm to cajunangelle
What kind of crossword puzzle mangles a person?
Posted on 6/15/15 at 5:26 pm to Isabelle
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Cremation is cheaper.
Yup. This billboard is located in the shopping/dining/bar area outside AZ Cardinals stadium
Posted on 6/15/15 at 5:29 pm to N2cars
Rigor mortis set in before she was found.
Posted on 6/15/15 at 5:30 pm to Broke
Donate to science and cremate whatever's left of me when they're done.
Posted on 6/15/15 at 5:31 pm to tigerpimpbot
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I want the funeral with the strippers. And I will be cremated unless I can get that twix coffin
You want these guys as your pallbearers as well?
Posted on 6/15/15 at 5:32 pm to Bullfrog
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Say what you want but a well done funeral service is carthartic and even life affirming. Family ties are strengthened by a traditional wake & service in a way no incineration quite pulls off.
These are not mutually exclusive. A family can have a wake and traditional service, but no burial and still get the same benefits.
Posted on 6/15/15 at 5:37 pm to N2cars
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What kind of crossword puzzle mangles a person?
Dude, the Sunday New York Times puzzle is not one to take fricking lightly.
Posted on 6/15/15 at 5:38 pm to lsunurse
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You want these guys as your pallbearers as well?
OT Baller funeral
Posted on 6/15/15 at 5:40 pm to tigerpimpbot
Outdoor Board Funeral
Posted on 6/15/15 at 5:41 pm to lsunurse
George Carlin had the right idea about both Cemeteries and Gold Courses
Posted on 6/15/15 at 5:43 pm to Broke
If it were legal, I would just have my family throw me in a ditch somewhere.
Posted on 6/15/15 at 5:45 pm to Broke
yes. archaic, morbid tradition. cremate my arse and throw me in the trashcan
funerals are for the living, not the dead
funerals are for the living, not the dead
Posted on 6/15/15 at 5:51 pm to Broke
I'm far too attractive to just be burned.
Posted on 6/15/15 at 5:54 pm to Carson123987
Well, mine's gonna be a party.
Open bar, with drivers for those that over imbibe.
Jokes, funny stories, music, etc
Plus, funerals are right behind weddings for picking up the babes.
"In my grief, I didn't know what I was doing!"
Open bar, with drivers for those that over imbibe.
Jokes, funny stories, music, etc
Plus, funerals are right behind weddings for picking up the babes.
"In my grief, I didn't know what I was doing!"
Posted on 6/15/15 at 5:59 pm to Broke
Yes. Scruffy has posted about this before. Two of the biggest wastes of prime real estate are golf courses and graveyards.
Posted on 6/15/15 at 6:02 pm to Broke
I'm all for cremation. One half of my family is cremated the other chose traditional burials. My personal experience shows that cremation is easier on the surviving family both financially and emotionally. Open casket funerals can be difficult.
Posted on 6/15/15 at 6:04 pm to 19
quote:um, which church makes money on burial funerals?
All the expense to bury is / was an outdated money - maker for the church.
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