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re: Approaching a delicate issue with my SO. Possibly NSFW

Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:27 pm to
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15641 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:27 pm to
Ask her if she used to have a penis
Posted by PolyPusher86
St. George
Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:28 pm to
Posted by CoachKlein
Ratchet City
Member since Mar 2015
1492 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:28 pm to
Les, it's gross. Sure it may be natural but hell it looks like mine. Nobody wants to see that when they're eating booty like groceries
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86042 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:29 pm to
Is your butthole hairy? Have you shaved it for her?
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10471 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

She's letting her back side go natural, it looks like she's smuggling a squirrel back there.

I had a GF that had a hairy a-hole. She was absolutely beautiful but I never could get over it. I was young and dumb at the time. Now, being older and wiser, I would just say lets have it waxed.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:33 pm to
I had an ex like that. She denied it, and the next time I hit it from the back, I plucked one of the hairs. She got waxed and bleached the next day
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72722 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:34 pm to
Electrolysis for Hair Removal
This post was edited on 5/11/15 at 7:35 pm
Posted by tiggah1981
Winterfell
Member since Aug 2007
18046 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:35 pm to
Sprinkle some nair down there next time you mount up
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19447 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:35 pm to
If yall are younger and it's already that way, it's only gonna get worse as she gets older.

When she is 45, it's gonna be atrocious
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17657 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:36 pm to
See if she'll let you light her farts. That should singe some of the hair off.
Posted by DanW1
Member since Jan 2013
1120 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:38 pm to
Talk to her like normal, but where you would normally call her "sweetie" or "honey", call her "bush tush" instead.

Don't say it differently though, keep the tone light as with the other nicknames.

That should let her know you've noticed.


ETA: That's pretty gross, fix it or leave it
This post was edited on 5/11/15 at 7:40 pm
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46096 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

Damn bawcomites


Lake fricking Providence looking down on someone?
Posted by Jack Mihoff
Lake Providence
Member since Mar 2015
50 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:41 pm to
Says Farmerville
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46096 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:42 pm to
Beats the shite out of LP, from everything I've heard.
Posted by DanW1
Member since Jan 2013
1120 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:44 pm to
Or you can act like you never noticed and tell her to listen to this funny song you just found on youtube.

Hairy arse
Posted by LSUEnvy
Hou via Lake Chas
Member since May 2011
12540 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

See if she'll let you light her farts. That should singe some of the hair off.


We have a winner!!
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:48 pm to
leave this thread up for her to read
Posted by tracytiger
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2009
3631 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:48 pm to
She can't see her arse crack so just tell her.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:51 pm to
Hair is there to reduce the friction.

Just saying.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17657 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

Hair is there to reduce the friction. Just saying.


You sure? I thought it was there to muffle the sound of farting. Because when I shave my butter bean, it's damn near impossible for me to cut a silent one.
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