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re: Approaching a delicate issue with my SO. Possibly NSFW
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:27 pm to Jack Mihoff
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:27 pm to Jack Mihoff
Ask her if she used to have a penis
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:28 pm to Lester Earl
Les, it's gross. Sure it may be natural but hell it looks like mine. Nobody wants to see that when they're eating booty like groceries
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:29 pm to CoachKlein
Is your butthole hairy? Have you shaved it for her?
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:32 pm to CoachKlein
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She's letting her back side go natural, it looks like she's smuggling a squirrel back there.
I had a GF that had a hairy a-hole. She was absolutely beautiful but I never could get over it. I was young and dumb at the time. Now, being older and wiser, I would just say lets have it waxed.
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:33 pm to CoachKlein
I had an ex like that. She denied it, and the next time I hit it from the back, I plucked one of the hairs. She got waxed and bleached the next day
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:34 pm to Supermoto Tiger
Electrolysis for Hair Removal
This post was edited on 5/11/15 at 7:35 pm
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:35 pm to CoachKlein
Sprinkle some nair down there next time you mount up
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:35 pm to soccerfüt
If yall are younger and it's already that way, it's only gonna get worse as she gets older.
When she is 45, it's gonna be atrocious
When she is 45, it's gonna be atrocious
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:36 pm to weadjust
See if she'll let you light her farts. That should singe some of the hair off.
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:38 pm to CoachKlein
Talk to her like normal, but where you would normally call her "sweetie" or "honey", call her "bush tush" instead.
Don't say it differently though, keep the tone light as with the other nicknames.
That should let her know you've noticed.
ETA: That's pretty gross, fix it or leave it
Don't say it differently though, keep the tone light as with the other nicknames.
That should let her know you've noticed.
ETA: That's pretty gross, fix it or leave it
This post was edited on 5/11/15 at 7:40 pm
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:38 pm to Jack Mihoff
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Damn bawcomites
Lake fricking Providence looking down on someone?
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:41 pm to FightinTigersDammit
Says Farmerville
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:42 pm to Jack Mihoff
Beats the shite out of LP, from everything I've heard.
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:44 pm to DanW1
Or you can act like you never noticed and tell her to listen to this funny song you just found on youtube.
Hairy arse
Hairy arse
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:47 pm to REB BEER
quote:
See if she'll let you light her farts. That should singe some of the hair off.
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:48 pm to Jack Mihoff
leave this thread up for her to read
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:48 pm to CoachKlein
She can't see her arse crack so just tell her.
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:51 pm to CoachKlein
Hair is there to reduce the friction.
Just saying.
Just saying.
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:54 pm to East Coast Band
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Hair is there to reduce the friction. Just saying.
You sure? I thought it was there to muffle the sound of farting. Because when I shave my butter bean, it's damn near impossible for me to cut a silent one.
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