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Apparently most people in Louisiana really are Fatties!

Posted on 12/13/17 at 2:05 pm
Posted by KLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
10287 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 2:05 pm
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26537 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 2:07 pm to
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Trailing only Mississippi, Louisiana ranks as the second-least-healthiest state in the nation, according to United Health Foundation’s annual America Health Rankings report released today.


"Thank God for Mississippi."

-Galatians 5:22
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166131 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 2:07 pm to
wonder where we'd rank if orleans parish was removed.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52910 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 2:09 pm to
Obesity is mostly caused by genetics so it must be carried in Cajun bloodlines
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7785 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 2:10 pm to
*puts down donut*

Hey man, I'll have you know I make 6 figures and go home to frick my OT-10 wife every night
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36582 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 2:15 pm to
Even at my fattest, I was still relatively healthy in Louisiana
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9281 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 2:16 pm to
Is there really any surprise why educated people are moving out of this shite hole?

The state offers nothing unless your life revolves around hunting and killing 15 der' a year and/or receiving ben'fits from da gubment.

Fat state with fat state problems.
This post was edited on 12/13/17 at 2:35 pm
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97614 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 2:18 pm to
Racist stat
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52910 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 2:20 pm to
Nothing is unhealthy about carrying a little weight. If anything skinny people are unhealthy because they aren't nourishing their body with wholesome tasty food
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
35746 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 2:20 pm to
Lots of short people with short arms too.
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 2:21 pm to
True. It is a lesser known fact that the vast majority of the original settlers of the New World were morbidly obese.

Additionally, in the 1800s, the United States became well-known as a safe haven for land whales. Fat-shamed immigrants from all over the world boarded massive wooden ships that could support their weight to flee oppression and intolerance.

This fat migration is what has led to disproportionately bad fat genetics in America.
This post was edited on 12/13/17 at 2:22 pm
Posted by el Gaucho
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Member since Dec 2010
52910 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 2:28 pm to
What people don't realize is that there's an evolutionary drive towards being larger because fat stores energy and provides insulation. In prehistoric times the big baws would cruise the land hunting mammoths while the skinny wimps had to stay home and pick berries with the women
Posted by MSUmtowndawg
Jackson, MS
Member since Sep 2010
1468 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 2:30 pm to
Only if MS can cull the Delta... that would get us to 47th at least!
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9281 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 2:33 pm to
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What people don't realize is that there's an evolutionary drive towards being larger because fat stores energy and provides insulation.


Is this what they taught you in 'fat justification' school?
Posted by dwr353
Member since Oct 2007
2130 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 2:34 pm to
When you leave, can I kill your quota of deer?
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 2:35 pm to
Thank God for Mississippi or we'd be 50th in everything
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9281 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 2:35 pm to
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When you leave, can I kill your quota of deer?


Sure. You were probably going to kill them illegally anyway though.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52910 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 2:37 pm to
Lol

Check out this angry berrypicker
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 2:38 pm to
It starts in the Bible really. The good book says that God created man in His own image, and it’s a well-known fact that God has a BMI of 52.
Posted by dwr353
Member since Oct 2007
2130 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 2:39 pm to
Not really, I only have room for 20.
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