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Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:20 pm to dcrews
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FWIW both entrances to the house are secured by multiple locks
As someone that "breaks" into vacant houses often I will tell you this doesn't mean shite. Most locks people buy at big box stores are crap and can be twisted with a pipe wrench or it takes about 10 seconds for someone with a rake pick or bump keys if they know how to use them.
This post was edited on 2/29/16 at 6:21 pm
Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:23 pm to stout
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As someone that "breaks" into vacant houses often I will tell you this doesn't mean shite. Most locks people buy at big box stores are crap and can be twisted with a pipe wrench or it takes about 10 seconds for someone with a rake pick or bump keys if they know how to use them.
I figured that was the case, but just wanted all of the information out there.
I doubt any standard locks would keep anyone out. I just need it to be difficult enough to force someone to cause a big enough disturbance in broad daylight.
Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:25 pm to dcrews
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I just need it to be difficult enough to force someone to cause a big enough disturbance in broad daylight.
Again, I have broken into 100s of houses as have my workers and sub-contractors and very rarely does someone actually call the cops. You better hope that you have a nosey neighbor that is home when the people come back.
Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:31 pm to RebelOP
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Seriously, make it look like a murder scene.
Go home alone on their arse and put nails and tacks right by the entrance of the door, set up a blow torch once the door opens, etc.
Posted on 2/29/16 at 7:29 pm to dcrews
Get yourself a murderface costume and have some fun.
Take a weeks vacation, leave one morning and go to a McDonald's, walk straight through the McDonald's and hop into a buddy's car, have him drop you off a bloxk away, and enter your house from the back.
The adventure, begins.
Take a weeks vacation, leave one morning and go to a McDonald's, walk straight through the McDonald's and hop into a buddy's car, have him drop you off a bloxk away, and enter your house from the back.
The adventure, begins.
Posted on 2/29/16 at 7:36 pm to JOHNN
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Go home alone on their arse and put nails and tacks right by the entrance of the door, set up a blow torch once the door opens, etc.
You actually aren't the first one to suggest this
Posted on 2/29/16 at 7:47 pm to dcrews
Set up a satanic worship shrine (complete with gory murder pictures) immediately behind your front door so if they do get in, they'll think you're the kind of psycho that will track them down and ritualisticly murder them in a slow, methodical fashion.
Posted on 2/29/16 at 7:51 pm to dcrews
Did you get a profile of the suspects?
Posted on 2/29/16 at 8:14 pm to dcrews
Is one of those chicks your sister. If so, you should definitely frick your sister
Posted on 2/29/16 at 11:45 pm to shawnlsu
If one of those chicks were my sister, I'd go full on Alabama on her.
Posted on 2/29/16 at 11:54 pm to dcrews
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My neighbor (no pics) calls me over to tell me that someone had pulled up to the front door of our townhouse and was fidgeting with the lock on the door for about 20 minutes
20 minutes seems like a really long time for a burglar to be fiddling with your front door
Posted on 2/29/16 at 11:59 pm to biglego
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20 minutes seems like a really long time for a burglar to be fiddling with your front door
My landlord left one of those lock box door handle things with a spare key in it (opened via a code), when she was debating selling it. I assume for the realtor.
I left it on there as a spare in case someone locked themselves out.
The individual was fiddling with that according to my neighbor.
Maybe testing for an alarm system? Trying to get the key? I have no clue. I'm going to swing by my place right after my sister leaves for school to see if anyone approaches.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 12:00 am to dcrews
Whatever he was doing, it's the fact he hung out on your front porch for 20 minutes that's weird. 20 minutes is a long time for such a thing.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 12:02 am to biglego
People are retarded. I think breaking into someone's house is weird. But I'm not entirely sure what other reason he could have possibly had for being there doing that other than trying to get in.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 12:07 am to dcrews
Type up a note and tape it on your door...
"Come on in and get some buckshot"
"Come on in and get some buckshot"
Posted on 3/1/16 at 12:08 am to dcrews
Yeah I'm not arguing, he was up to no good and I hope you get to justifiably homicide him. I hate thieves. But even worthless burglars don't want to get caught. That's brazen to hang there for 20 minutes. I don't know why but he's pretty confident about not getting in trouble by your house.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 12:14 am to dcrews
Take off a few days of work. Go park your car some where around the corner and patiently wait for the intruder. Hell make it easy for him and not even lock the door. Shoot him when he gets in. Go back to work after you kill him. Call the cops to let them know you killed someone on your way to work.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 12:14 am to tigersownall
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Did you get a profile of the suspects?
How many bans do you think that answer could have the potential of causing?
Posted on 3/1/16 at 12:17 am to biglego
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I hope you get to justifiably homicide him.
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