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Anyone want to go kayaking in the swamp?

Posted on 6/10/21 at 8:48 am
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79185 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 8:48 am
Somehow this gator didn't make lunchmeat out of this baw

FF to :30 seconds

Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49678 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 8:53 am to
Dude's a noisy paddler
Posted by CootDisCootDat
St. Charles, The Community
Member since May 2014
1643 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 8:53 am to
It didn’t charge after him. It was startled and hauled arse swimming to get away. Probably a decent size gator to throw a wake to flip that kayak though.

See them all the time in my 18’ boat and when they do that, you can definitely feel the bump of the wake.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150763 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 8:53 am to
When he went into the water.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67488 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 8:55 am to
Fake as hell...no way that happened without him saying "motherfricker","son of a bitch", or "holy hell" several times
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
6850 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 8:59 am to
Paddles into an little area a mile or some from the Barataria canoe launch on the twin canals... glided right into a hidden pile of hatchlings....when they started yipping it was definitely time to go...Mama couldn't be far away and I had nothing to say to her.

ALWAYS carry an old .38 wheelgun close to hand when I'm on the 'yak.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24768 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 8:59 am to
Holy crap!!!
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79185 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 9:00 am to
quote:

Fake as hell...no way that happened without him saying "motherfricker","son of a bitch", or "holy hell" several times


Probably had to clean out the shite in his kayak afterwards
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
15812 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 9:05 am to
I've seen that already. Its a pretty old video
This post was edited on 6/10/21 at 9:06 am
Posted by Archer
Murica
Member since Jan 2021
474 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 9:07 am to
quote:

kayaking

quote:

swamp


I see the problem.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71425 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 9:08 am to
I kayaked in multiple swamps. Outside of a couple of snakes catching a ride, never really had any issues.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23456 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 9:12 am to
He probably set a kayak speed record paddling away after the hit.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119220 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 9:26 am to
We had that a while back, and it was shown to be fake
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11326 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 9:37 am to
I kayak/pirogue in the swamp quite a bit. Had a gator surface near me once that was so big it made me get cold shivers. They don't mess with you unless you mess with them, though.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79185 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 9:38 am to
quote:

We had that a while back, and it was shown to be fake


It's real to me damnit!
Posted by LSUGUMBO
Shreveport, LA
Member since Sep 2005
8526 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 9:39 am to
All that gater was trying to say was

Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25365 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 9:50 am to
quote:

Anyone want to go kayaking in the swamp?



No thanks.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43338 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 9:55 am to
I never understood why someone would paddle a whitewater yak on flat water.
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29309 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 10:07 am to
You would think that guy would learn to stop kayaking in that part of Germany. That same gator just keeps attacking him over and over again.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24768 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 11:39 am to
quote:

I see the problem.


It actually looks like a kickass kayak ride drifting through there... but yeah, not with alligators. Screw that!
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