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Anyone want to buy a swinger’s resort?

Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:08 pm
Posted by rickyb223
In your walls
Member since Jan 2025
430 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:08 pm
BizBuySell listing



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Asking Price: $31,500,000

Business Description
This is a first time offering for a property in the lifestyle venue. Located in Florida, this business is booming and has every amenity people in the lifestyle look for. And now, for the first time, the resort offers branded crypto currency and metaverse! Wow!! The property is well maintained, well appointed and impressive. Full financials are available to a serious and qualified buyer. Because of the unique nature of the this industry, no further information can be provided without first signing a NDA and providing verifiable proof of funds.

Seller financing may be available with a considerable down payment. Private money is available for the real estate portion of a sale at 65% LTV, cash will be necessary for the balance and the price of the business alocation.


Detailed Information
Real Estate: Owned
Included in asking price
Building SF: N/A
Facilities: Real estate 6.71 acres This business offers branded Crypto currency and metaverse!
Growth & Expansion: Expansion is possible.
Financing: Private money loan or conventional loan available
Support & Training: available








This post was edited on 1/15/25 at 8:09 pm
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
24817 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

has every amenity people in the lifestyle look for



What are some examples of these?

On site std testing?
Therapy?

Posted by Herschal
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2011
1954 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:13 pm to
The heathen lifestyle disgusts me.
Posted by rickyb223
In your walls
Member since Jan 2025
430 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:13 pm to
Viagra dispensers maybe?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83433 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

The heathen lifestyle disgusts me.


same, I fancy myself as the biggest pervert as the next normal guy but that shite kind of makes me nauseous
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
14815 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:15 pm to
Paging Pandy Fackler here's a thread to give you more ammo for your wanted lifestyles board.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
29442 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:19 pm to
Swinging sounds like a good idea until you look at the swinging couples. No thanks.
Posted by triggeredmillennial
Member since Aug 2023
205 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:23 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/28/25 at 3:26 am
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
52533 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:26 pm to


Listing agent
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
87090 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:27 pm to
Anyone under 55 or women that don't look like shoe leather?
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34623 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:28 pm to
I wouldn't not...
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83433 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:30 pm to
quote:

I wouldn't not...


I'm always for a money making venture but I would definitely be a "hands off" owner
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
172080 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:30 pm to
31.5 mil to buy it but only 30 mil to clean it
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34623 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:31 pm to
I meant the agent.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
82745 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:33 pm to
It comes with its own metaverse? Is everyone that ugly that they have to swing in the metaverse?
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
5639 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:36 pm to

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83433 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:38 pm to
quote:

I meant the agent.


gotcha

I used to do a little real estate wheeling and dealing in S Fl, it seemed that just about every hot/semi hot real estate agent or property manger had a side hustle going on, as a hooker, and they were right out in the open about it
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
9997 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:43 pm to
For men who marry hoes but cant afford to leave them.
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
4011 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:48 pm to
Real estate agent that’s also a hooker? She has closings as well as openings!
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
86755 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:50 pm to
Our new secretary of Defense might be interested.
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