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re: Anyone remember Roy D Mercer?
Posted on 7/13/20 at 8:34 am to Mud_Till_May
Posted on 7/13/20 at 8:34 am to Mud_Till_May
First one I ever heard was International Tours of Bixby. The exasperation of the tour company guy was golden.
The first time I drove through Bixby, OK it was like seeing the Eiffel Tower. "Look, kids. It's fricking Bixby!"
Another favorite was a call to a pharmacist who sold Roy a rectal thermometer that broke off in his son's butt. "I don't know who's got a bigger case of the red arse, him or me."
The first time I drove through Bixby, OK it was like seeing the Eiffel Tower. "Look, kids. It's fricking Bixby!"
Another favorite was a call to a pharmacist who sold Roy a rectal thermometer that broke off in his son's butt. "I don't know who's got a bigger case of the red arse, him or me."
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Posted on 7/13/20 at 8:37 am to OMLandshark
Bad Gas.
When Raymond bought some bad gas and a corn dog, and the the bad gas made him put a hole in his mouth and he couldn't play with his band the Mucus Plugs.
Chiropractor office was another good one. "Met her at the door wrapped in Saran Wrap"...
When Raymond bought some bad gas and a corn dog, and the the bad gas made him put a hole in his mouth and he couldn't play with his band the Mucus Plugs.
Chiropractor office was another good one. "Met her at the door wrapped in Saran Wrap"...
Posted on 7/13/20 at 6:20 pm to OMLandshark
So I was kinda familiar with ol’ Roy but shite this thread inspired me to go in a YouTube hole and I probably watched 100 of these videos by gawd. They are seemingly endless and all hilarious
Posted on 7/13/20 at 6:26 pm to OMLandshark
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What are some of your favorites?
The one where he calls the car mechanic and says they left a pair of panties in his car and his wife went ape shite.
Posted on 7/13/20 at 7:07 pm to OMLandshark
You are right!!! Thanks for the correction
Posted on 7/13/20 at 7:31 pm to LC412000
I’ll be on you like Micheal Jackson on a cub scout.
Posted on 7/13/20 at 7:36 pm to OBReb6
Love it
Have listened to damn near all of them
Have listened to damn near all of them
Posted on 7/13/20 at 7:43 pm to OMLandshark
Poison pansies, couldn't stop laughing at that one. Good stuff.
"Come on down, just come on down." Dude was locked in.
"Come on down, just come on down." Dude was locked in.
This post was edited on 7/13/20 at 7:45 pm
Posted on 7/13/20 at 8:10 pm to Friedbrie
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Come on down, just come on down." Dude was locked in.
“We done got the hackles up on the jarhead.”
Posted on 7/13/20 at 8:42 pm to OMLandshark
Posted on 7/13/20 at 9:37 pm to OMLandshark
Piano playing hamster named Liberace.
Posted on 7/13/20 at 10:01 pm to OMLandshark
Dry cleaners panties in the pocket.
Posted on 7/13/20 at 10:04 pm to OMLandshark
Posted on 7/13/20 at 10:04 pm to OMLandshark
Everyone remembers Steve Kerr but no one remembers Mercer
Posted on 7/14/20 at 12:50 am to OMLandshark
My numbers 1-800 arse WHUP
Posted on 7/14/20 at 12:03 pm to OMLandshark
quote:I love me some RD Mercer, and Roy Wood Jr. is also one of the GOATs.
Roy Wood Jr
Since many of the goat RD Mercer calls have been linked and since you mentioned Roy Wood Jr., here's one of him calling a guy's momma in Jackson, MS to get reimbursed for a "throwback" jersey that Roy bought for his son, and one that this lady's son (roommate to Roy's boy) borrowed and subsequently "pissed" and "shitted on" when running from a shootout that started at a party. I was rolling when he made the "hotel" comment. YouTube
And speaking of some GOAT prank calls, let us not forget the Rickey Smiley, aka Lil' Darryl, call, "Is My Daddy Over There?" YouTube
Lil Darryl was on The First 48 BTW:
Posted on 7/14/20 at 12:18 pm to Bigbee Hills
Posted on 7/14/20 at 12:33 pm to DeCat ODahouse
This guy would never get mad....Too good of a sense of humor! 
Roy VS Herb The Car Dealer
Saw this a while back....RIP, Herb...Sounded like the life of the party.
LINK
Roy VS Herb The Car Dealer
Saw this a while back....RIP, Herb...Sounded like the life of the party.
LINK
This post was edited on 7/14/20 at 12:38 pm
Posted on 7/14/20 at 12:52 pm to goblrhntr
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No one beats the originals from John Bean aka Leroy Mercer
Nope, he was the OG.
"You'll think full of shite when I whoop your arse about 3 times."
This post was edited on 7/14/20 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 7/14/20 at 1:09 pm to SuperSaint
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Rizzo >>>> Mercer
Bull Butter!
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