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Anyone remember Roy D Mercer?

Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:06 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:06 pm
Been going through a few of them during these times and I think they still hold up. Here are some of my favorites:

Police Chief
Graveyard
Dead Trees
Poison Pansies
Horse Bites Off Ear
Network

What are some of your favorites?
Posted by Bigtime92
Solsbury Hill
Member since Jan 2017
3688 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:11 pm to
How big a boy are you?
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21903 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:14 pm to
I'll mop the floor with your arse and kick it again for not catching the corner.
Posted by YawBaw7
Your Mom's house
Member since Jan 2017
414 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:20 pm to
Roy D By God Mercer
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:21 pm to
Rizzo >>>> Mercer
Posted by biohzrd
Central City
Member since Jan 2010
5602 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:24 pm to
That's ROY "DAMN" MERCER to you baw!!!!


Love me some Roy!!
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48334 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:27 pm to
quote:

How big a boy are you?

I always ask that to posters that want to fight people. Roy D is absolutely where I got that from
Posted by FoodExit
Mobile
Member since Jun 2011
896 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:28 pm to
I’ll beat you like cornbread batter
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:28 pm to
No. No one.

Nobody remembers Jerry Clower or Justin Wilson either.
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:30 pm to
I'm about to open up a fiddy-fie gallon drum of whoop arse, boy.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55969 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:30 pm to
Why I’ll slap a knot on your head that a calf could suck....
Posted by beHop
Landmass
Member since Jan 2012
14536 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:37 pm to
Sharon Jean
Posted by Misnomer
Member since Apr 2020
3443 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:38 pm to
Bad Apples was my favorite Roy D Mercer call when I was a kid. We used to cry laughing at him and Adam Sandler songs.

The early 90’s were so fun.
Posted by LC412000
Any location where a plane flies
Member since Mar 2004
16673 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:39 pm to
I loved the one where he told Barbara the government was cutting her check
Posted by Boh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
12357 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:39 pm to
Love the car salesman one

I AINT BRINGIN NOBODY DOWN THERE BUT MYSELF AND I’M BRINGIN A 55 GALLON DRUM OF arse WHOOP AND I’M POURING IT ON YOU
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9344 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:41 pm to
Funny as hell.
This post was edited on 7/12/20 at 9:42 pm
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62362 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:42 pm to
The satellite dish, where he accused the Satellite installers for not anchoring it down and the wind picked up and it flew across the yard and took out the neighbors lawn deer. F’ck I was lmao...was arguing with the guy about paying for the damage and opening up a can of whoop-arse on him and then kind of acted emotional and said the dish just cut bambi’s legs right off....
This post was edited on 7/12/20 at 9:55 pm
Posted by razorbackfan4life
Northwest Arkansas
Member since Apr 2011
8489 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:43 pm to
LIBERACHE!
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:45 pm to
quote:

I loved the one where he told Barbara the government was cutting her check


I believe that was Roy Wood Jr LINK
Posted by DeCat ODahouse
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2017
1369 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:46 pm to
To photographer re prize winning dead goat
Do you think you could floof his hair up a little?
Pawn Shop Head Lice Mink Coat
I Had to take my wife to a skin man over in Springdale. I gauran-god-dang-T you there's gonna be an asswhippin.
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