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re: Anyone here work/used to work at a bank? Got any awesome stories or
Posted on 8/5/15 at 2:37 pm to MontyFranklyn
Posted on 8/5/15 at 2:37 pm to MontyFranklyn
it is a true story. never tried to hook up. she would email whichever one of us that day she wanted to milk her panties. she was cute, a little plump, definitely would have hit it but never persued it. enjoyed just dupming at work and laughing as i pictured her walking downstairs with gravy dripping down her legs.
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Posted on 8/5/15 at 2:39 pm to caliegeaux
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it is a true story. never tried to hook up. she would email whichever one of us that day she wanted to milk her panties. she was cute, a little plump, definitely would have hit it but never persued it. enjoyed just dupming at work and laughing as i pictured her walking downstairs with gravy dripping down her legs.
WTF?!?!Posted on 8/5/15 at 2:40 pm to FishinTygah84
I worked at a bank sales center after college and one lady called in saying she had a million dollar bill and was asking if it was real. The guy who go the call kept saying ma'am I can't see the bill but I highly doubt it is real but I can't tell you that in all certainty. And the laid responded "well that's why I called you. Ain't you is the bank?" Good times
After Katrina, some guy called in and was asking about bounced checks and negative balance and we told him it needed to be paid, he said "catch me if ya can bud" and hung up
After Katrina, some guy called in and was asking about bounced checks and negative balance and we told him it needed to be paid, he said "catch me if ya can bud" and hung up
Posted on 8/5/15 at 2:42 pm to MontyFranklyn
it wasn't a daily activity and only happened about 5-6 times...for me. i was about 29 at the time pretty busy whoring it up being newly single to be chasing some work tail.....not much good comes from work tail, at least in my experiences.Posted on 8/5/15 at 2:42 pm to MontyFranklyn
I have a good one. My cousin worked for BBVA back in 2010. He and one of our fraternity brothers that worked in HR were trying to get me a Financial Analyst job. A few weeks had gone by and I hadn't heard anything from either of them so I called my cousin and asked what was going on. He told me that our fraternity brother had gotten fired because he and another chick got caught fricking at work. The chick was married.....and her husband worked there too.
Posted on 8/5/15 at 2:44 pm to anc
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Part of it is his racism problem, the other part is this black teller pissed him off. I'm going to give him a beer this weekend and get him riled up telling that story again.
Posted on 8/5/15 at 2:44 pm to MontyFranklyn
see, i told you nothing comes good from work tail. lol 
Posted on 8/5/15 at 3:04 pm to caliegeaux
Worked at a small community bank when I was in college. Only thing I have is when we had a really busy up and coming 4th of July weekend. It was a Friday when the 1st and 3rd days of the month hit the same and we had to have a bunch of money in the branches (there were four) for cashing checks and such. The 1st and 3rd are significant because that's when the poors got their government checks.
I had over 2 million in cash in my car. It was me an another guy making the deliveries.
I had over 2 million in cash in my car. It was me an another guy making the deliveries.
Posted on 8/5/15 at 3:07 pm to FishinTygah84
my wife was a teller and had a few. the only really good one of note was a guy that she knew was floating checks between about 9 accounts. wasn't a big deal, he had a few checks bounce but he did a good job of keeping money in the right ones for the most part.
One day a 100k check bounced. I don't know the protocol, but he got really butt hurt because the cashee of said check called him about it at the bank and he came up there yelling up a storm and cussing everybody out because it made him look bad. then he got arrested/escorted out and that was that.
CSB.
One day a 100k check bounced. I don't know the protocol, but he got really butt hurt because the cashee of said check called him about it at the bank and he came up there yelling up a storm and cussing everybody out because it made him look bad. then he got arrested/escorted out and that was that.
CSB.
Posted on 8/5/15 at 3:20 pm to 3nOut
If these stories are any indication, a bank job is as boring as I always imagined they were
Posted on 8/5/15 at 3:27 pm to wildtigercat93
Well, the panty story wasn't bad.
That she had two guys doing it was odd, kinda.
That she had two guys doing it was odd, kinda.
Posted on 8/5/15 at 3:49 pm to belowmebama
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His response "frickin Bitch"
Lesson: Dont sleep in when you need to close that account during a divorce.
Posted on 8/5/15 at 3:59 pm to bhtigerfan
Heard about a guy that had millions at a bank, a married Dr. Has his business expenses coming out of an account, you know payroll and such. Wife gets a hold of payroll records and statments and compares. She finds a 30K difference per month. Turns out, the Dr. had 5 chicks on his payroll that didn't work for him, at least not in his office. Well maybe in his office on occasion, but you get the drift.
Posted on 8/5/15 at 5:31 pm to FishinTygah84
$3M in a bank savings account?
This makes zero sense.
This makes zero sense.
Posted on 8/5/15 at 5:50 pm to FishinTygah84
I know a lot of female bankers who were easier to use than an ATM
Posted on 8/5/15 at 6:13 pm to N2cars
My mom once worked for a bank in Tangi Parish for 16 years
The one story I recall way back was that this old black lady came in with a big hairdo. As she sat down one of the other customers noticed a baby cockroach fell out of her hair. Then another
They had to ask her to leave. Prob late. 70s that this happened
Found out years later from other people a co worker of hers (about an OT 8) would invite men over to screw while her husband watched from the closet
The one story I recall way back was that this old black lady came in with a big hairdo. As she sat down one of the other customers noticed a baby cockroach fell out of her hair. Then another
They had to ask her to leave. Prob late. 70s that this happened
Found out years later from other people a co worker of hers (about an OT 8) would invite men over to screw while her husband watched from the closet
Posted on 8/5/15 at 6:27 pm to FishinTygah84
Had a guy threaten to return with a gun. When he came back, I got to hit the alarm. Cops arrived with the quickness.
Had a gay black guy sing opera in the lobby.
The bank denied me a $2k loan to establish credit when I had $20k+ in checking accounts. Moved all my funds to credit union the following day. Asshat branch manager told me she had no control over having to charge me for a cashiers check when buying my home, although I had been through the training that it was purely discretionary.
Had a gay black guy sing opera in the lobby.
The bank denied me a $2k loan to establish credit when I had $20k+ in checking accounts. Moved all my funds to credit union the following day. Asshat branch manager told me she had no control over having to charge me for a cashiers check when buying my home, although I had been through the training that it was purely discretionary.
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