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re: Anyone here keep a jug by their bed to pee in?
Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:20 am to Flashback
Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:20 am to Flashback
A good invention would be a funnel type object you connect to your penis with a tube that runs to the toilet so you can hook it up and drink beer and not have to run to the bathroom during the game or put it on before bed and not have to worry about getting up if you have to pee in the middle of the night. That would be better than a catheter. Who wants to wear a bag of piss.
Also I find the visual of a piss hose running across the living room and down the hall to the bathroom hilarious.
Also I find the visual of a piss hose running across the living room and down the hall to the bathroom hilarious.
This post was edited on 10/3/20 at 9:20 am
Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:23 am to Flashback
I keep a bathroom by my bed to pee in
Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:24 am to The Boat
They have that. Was used on the Space shuttle. 

Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:33 am to fishfighter
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fishfighter
I left you a reply on my Achilles thread.
Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:38 am to Flashback
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I'm asking for a friend.
Anyone who says this stupid shite, means that they are NEVER asking for a friend.
Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:40 am to Flashback
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keep a jug
No a 55 gallon barrel.
Dude! What da hell is wrong with you!
Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:43 am to Flashback
The old men at the deer camp I used to go to when I was kid had them...lol, it was disgusting
Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:47 am to Flashback
Yes, but I put a straw in the jug when I am finished so I have something to drink in the morning since my fridge is like at least like 15 steps away.
Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:49 am to OldHickory
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I just pee on your mom. She’s in to it.
Amateur hour. I piss IN his mom.
Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:50 am to Flashback
I worked with a guy who lives in a small cabin with no running water. He said in the winter time he would use a bottle to pee in at night instead of going outside in the cold. He told me one night he woke up thirsty and grabbed the wrong bottle and got mouthful of piss. After that he quit keeping the pee bottle by his bed 

Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:51 am to dbeck
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I worked with a guy who lives in a small cabin with no running water
Was his name Ted, and was he a math wiz?
Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:52 am to LegendInMyMind
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was he a math wiz?
No he was a drink wiz apparently.
Posted on 10/3/20 at 9:04 am to fishfighter
Need to bring that NASA technology to every home in America.
Posted on 10/3/20 at 9:04 am to The Boat
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A good invention would be a funnel type object you connect to your penis with a tube that runs to the toilet so you can hook it up and drink beer and not have to run to the bathroom during the game or put it on before bed and not have to worry about getting up if you have to pee in the middle of the night. That would be better than a catheter. Who wants to wear a bag of piss.
You mean a condom catheter? It's already a thing.
Posted on 10/3/20 at 9:08 am to Flashback
Just use an endurance racing external catheter. You will just have to extend the hose to the bathroom.


Posted on 10/3/20 at 9:08 am to Flashback
Only when I’m tent camping so I don’t have to go in and out of the tent at night
Posted on 10/3/20 at 9:17 am to Wiseguy
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You mean a condom catheter? It's already a thing.
Unless that has a tube that runs across your living room and down the hall to the bathroom it’s not what I’m talking about.
Posted on 10/3/20 at 9:24 am to Flashback
Piss jugs are a thing, but not at my house. I remember once in college I got up and just pissed right next to my bed. I thought it was a urinal.
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