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re: Anyone here keep a jug by their bed to pee in?

Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:20 am to
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
172499 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:20 am to
A good invention would be a funnel type object you connect to your penis with a tube that runs to the toilet so you can hook it up and drink beer and not have to run to the bathroom during the game or put it on before bed and not have to worry about getting up if you have to pee in the middle of the night. That would be better than a catheter. Who wants to wear a bag of piss.

Also I find the visual of a piss hose running across the living room and down the hall to the bathroom hilarious.
This post was edited on 10/3/20 at 9:20 am
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:23 am to
I keep a bathroom by my bed to pee in
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:24 am to
They have that. Was used on the Space shuttle.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66952 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:33 am to
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fishfighter

I left you a reply on my Achilles thread.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
31822 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:38 am to
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I'm asking for a friend.


Anyone who says this stupid shite, means that they are NEVER asking for a friend.
Posted by munchman
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
10360 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:40 am to
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keep a jug


No a 55 gallon barrel.

Dude! What da hell is wrong with you!

Posted by CrownTownHalo
CrownTown, NC
Member since Sep 2011
3043 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:43 am to
The old men at the deer camp I used to go to when I was kid had them...lol, it was disgusting
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
25310 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:47 am to
Yes, but I put a straw in the jug when I am finished so I have something to drink in the morning since my fridge is like at least like 15 steps away.
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:49 am to
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I just pee on your mom. She’s in to it.


Amateur hour. I piss IN his mom.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:50 am to
I worked with a guy who lives in a small cabin with no running water. He said in the winter time he would use a bottle to pee in at night instead of going outside in the cold. He told me one night he woke up thirsty and grabbed the wrong bottle and got mouthful of piss. After that he quit keeping the pee bottle by his bed
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66952 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:51 am to
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I worked with a guy who lives in a small cabin with no running water

Was his name Ted, and was he a math wiz?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 8:52 am to
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was he a math wiz?

No he was a drink wiz apparently.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
172499 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 9:04 am to
Need to bring that NASA technology to every home in America.
Posted by LoneStar23
USA
Member since Aug 2019
5708 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 9:04 am to
Nope
Posted by Wiseguy
Member since Mar 2020
4032 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 9:04 am to
quote:

A good invention would be a funnel type object you connect to your penis with a tube that runs to the toilet so you can hook it up and drink beer and not have to run to the bathroom during the game or put it on before bed and not have to worry about getting up if you have to pee in the middle of the night. That would be better than a catheter. Who wants to wear a bag of piss.


You mean a condom catheter? It's already a thing.
Posted by ELVIS U
Member since Feb 2007
10953 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 9:06 am to
You got no toilet?
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
28606 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 9:08 am to
Just use an endurance racing external catheter. You will just have to extend the hose to the bathroom.

Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 9:08 am to
Only when I’m tent camping so I don’t have to go in and out of the tent at night
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
172499 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 9:17 am to
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You mean a condom catheter? It's already a thing.

Unless that has a tube that runs across your living room and down the hall to the bathroom it’s not what I’m talking about.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16246 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 9:24 am to
Piss jugs are a thing, but not at my house. I remember once in college I got up and just pissed right next to my bed. I thought it was a urinal.
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