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re: Anyone here have the hardest time pooping?

Posted on 2/7/26 at 8:26 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122031 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 8:26 pm to
Eat some black beans and raspberries.
Posted by Miketheseventh
Member since Dec 2017
7026 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 8:26 pm to
Get you some miralax and take a cap full every morning. It will definitely help. You can get the generic brand at Sam’s it’s called clearlax
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
39090 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 8:28 pm to
My 2 year old daughter will go days without pooping then drop what I can only compare to a baseball encased by brown concrete.
Posted by GatorPA84
PNW
Member since Sep 2016
6278 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 8:29 pm to
I only poop about 2 times per week
Posted by evil cockroach
27.98N // 86.92E
Member since Nov 2007
9144 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 8:29 pm to
Take 120mg Orlistat with the next few meals , it’ll slide right out
Posted by T1gerNate
Member since Feb 2020
3279 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 8:30 pm to
There’s these things called vegetables you should be eating
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6349 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 8:42 pm to
Psyllium Husk
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
10920 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 8:45 pm to
I call it pooping a pineapple.. Mirilax works . Prune juice and vodka keeps it moving also
Posted by TheGeauxt9
South Louisiana
Member since May 2021
1050 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 8:51 pm to
Shoulda asked your bf to stick it in to unclog your chute
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
55102 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 8:57 pm to
Listen to me. Your problem is that you masturbate too much to porn.

Stop masturbating and stop looking at porn. That way you won't be sitting in front of a screen for all that time.

OR, I guess you could do those things standing up? I guess I didn't think this thing through.

Never mind.
Posted by Hank R Hill
Arlen,TX
Member since Jan 2017
575 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 8:58 pm to
6 pack of Natty light every night and you will be able to shite through a screen door

Posted by SWLA92
SWLA
Member since Feb 2015
5016 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 9:41 pm to
Take some Metamucil supplements, it’s in pill form and get some fiber bars, some are actually really good.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15172 posts
Posted on 2/8/26 at 1:20 am to
Travel certainly interrupts regularity.
I have issues from taking monjaro which causes me to have to take stool softener which I find disgraceful.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15172 posts
Posted on 2/8/26 at 8:20 am to
quote:

call it pooping a pineapple


Or a cactus.
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