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re: Anyone here ever dated a witch?

Posted on 8/8/25 at 11:53 am to
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
9992 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 11:53 am to
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so I know what I might be getting into. Good insight so


Then quit asking for advice and go nail her. Nobody here knows this woman. You'll always be asking yourself what if. Quit being a pussy and go after her. Her beliefs don't mean shite unless you planning to marry her.
This post was edited on 8/8/25 at 11:54 am
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69367 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 12:10 pm to
Yes, and she definitely tried to curse me after it ended. Women who claim to be witches tend to be extremely superstitious, impulsive, jealous, and are prone to even more dramatic mood swings than most women. Show me a witch, and I’ll show you someone with BPD.
Posted by Rabby
Member since Mar 2021
1534 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 12:12 pm to
Nope.
Known a couple.
Avoided as I would any other Bat Shite Crazy person.
No interest in them at all.
Posted by IamPatman
In The Head Of My Enemies
Member since Nov 2019
564 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 12:14 pm to
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At best, she is insane. At worst she is a legitimate master of satanic arts. Zero upside. Throw some holy water on her and GTFO.


Oh boy, you people are something special. So let me see if I have this right...she is the potentially insane one for believing in magic rocks and casting spells, but then you believe yourself to be the sane one for believing a person can then cast a magic spell over a little water and it can then be used as a weapon. Jesus H. F'n Christ...we are cooked as a society!
Posted by XenScott
Pensacola
Member since Oct 2016
4028 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

Why would you date a witch???
She is either:
Mentally ill, or dabbling in angel worship, fallen angels. Paganism, new age,


Because she was interesting and sexy. Why else would you date any other girl?

Or maybe I'm just being irrational, pussy is undefeated after all.

ETA: Just for the record I am not saying I want to date this girl, was just looking for more deets from someone who has dated a witch so I know what I might be getting into. Good insight so far, I'm still kind of intrigued though.


If you're not a believer, go for it. If you are a believer Scripture has some very good advice on where this could lead.
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
11291 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 1:22 pm to
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Then quit asking for advice and go nail her.


Sorry I wasn't more direct, the feedback is leading me the opposite direction....
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
9992 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 1:34 pm to
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Sorry I wasn't more direct, the feedback is leading me the opposite direction.

Lmao. You don't like pussy?
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
17668 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 1:37 pm to
You know why witches don’t wear panties?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133608 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 1:39 pm to
Either A, witches aren't real, so they are just kooky


Or B

Witches ARE real, and we were right to burn them
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
14922 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 2:04 pm to
Yes.

She claimed to be a Wiccan follower and a witch in the same vein as like Stevie Nicks was a witch.

So she was crazy as hell but very attractive and a Tiger in the sack. So it was overlooked until like all women her shite got old. Not the least of which included her declaration that she was sexually free to do anyone or anything at any time and would not entertain any complaints about it.

So I got out before the STDs got me but it was fun…. For a while.

TLDR: these chicks are usually fun and hotter than a $2 pistol but they ain’t the one to take home to mama.
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2280 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 2:33 pm to
I did for a little while… she was a Wiccan high priest or something like that.

Halloween was one of the weirdest thing I ever encountered.

Being around a bond fire, with some fat nerdy freaks, making a circle of life and being lead around by the green man and listening to all their chants.

I just wanted to drink beer and hand out candy.
Posted by IonaTiger
The Commonwealth Of Virginia
Member since Mar 2006
33237 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 2:47 pm to
You should have asked her the same question that Glinda, the good witch of the north, asked Dorothy, “Are you a good witch or a bad witch?”.
Posted by Colonel Angus
Member since Aug 2007
2143 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 3:08 pm to
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she just recently cast a spell on his blazer.


coat or SUV?
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
45005 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 3:13 pm to
Yote chime in yet?
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117093 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 3:18 pm to
Was coming here to see

Hi grrrl
Posted by hob
Member since Dec 2017
2347 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 3:25 pm to
quote:

You know why witches don’t wear panties?


better grip
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
17668 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 3:27 pm to
Posted by craynagin
North Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
507 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 3:56 pm to
No but I was married to one once...
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
78275 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 4:17 pm to
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At worst she is a legitimate master of satanic arts
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
78275 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 4:21 pm to
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What part of this story makes you think I was on drugs?

quote:

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
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