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re: Anyone here ever dated a witch?
Posted on 8/8/25 at 11:53 am to Barstools
Posted on 8/8/25 at 11:53 am to Barstools
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so I know what I might be getting into. Good insight so
Then quit asking for advice and go nail her. Nobody here knows this woman. You'll always be asking yourself what if. Quit being a pussy and go after her. Her beliefs don't mean shite unless you planning to marry her.
This post was edited on 8/8/25 at 11:54 am
Posted on 8/8/25 at 12:10 pm to Barstools
Yes, and she definitely tried to curse me after it ended. Women who claim to be witches tend to be extremely superstitious, impulsive, jealous, and are prone to even more dramatic mood swings than most women. Show me a witch, and I’ll show you someone with BPD.
Posted on 8/8/25 at 12:12 pm to Barstools
Nope.
Known a couple.
Avoided as I would any other Bat Shite Crazy person.
No interest in them at all.
Known a couple.
Avoided as I would any other Bat Shite Crazy person.
No interest in them at all.
Posted on 8/8/25 at 12:14 pm to Shamoan
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At best, she is insane. At worst she is a legitimate master of satanic arts. Zero upside. Throw some holy water on her and GTFO.
Oh boy, you people are something special. So let me see if I have this right...she is the potentially insane one for believing in magic rocks and casting spells, but then you believe yourself to be the sane one for believing a person can then cast a magic spell over a little water and it can then be used as a weapon. Jesus H. F'n Christ...we are cooked as a society!
Posted on 8/8/25 at 12:44 pm to Barstools
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Why would you date a witch???
She is either:
Mentally ill, or dabbling in angel worship, fallen angels. Paganism, new age,
Because she was interesting and sexy. Why else would you date any other girl?
Or maybe I'm just being irrational, pussy is undefeated after all.
ETA: Just for the record I am not saying I want to date this girl, was just looking for more deets from someone who has dated a witch so I know what I might be getting into. Good insight so far, I'm still kind of intrigued though.
If you're not a believer, go for it. If you are a believer Scripture has some very good advice on where this could lead.
Posted on 8/8/25 at 1:22 pm to saintsfan1977
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Then quit asking for advice and go nail her.
Sorry I wasn't more direct, the feedback is leading me the opposite direction....
Posted on 8/8/25 at 1:34 pm to Barstools
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Sorry I wasn't more direct, the feedback is leading me the opposite direction.
Lmao. You don't like pussy?
Posted on 8/8/25 at 1:37 pm to Barstools
You know why witches don’t wear panties?
Posted on 8/8/25 at 1:39 pm to Barstools
Either A, witches aren't real, so they are just kooky
Or B
Witches ARE real, and we were right to burn them
Or B
Witches ARE real, and we were right to burn them
Posted on 8/8/25 at 2:04 pm to Barstools
Yes.
She claimed to be a Wiccan follower and a witch in the same vein as like Stevie Nicks was a witch.
So she was crazy as hell but very attractive and a Tiger in the sack. So it was overlooked until like all women her shite got old. Not the least of which included her declaration that she was sexually free to do anyone or anything at any time and would not entertain any complaints about it.
So I got out before the STDs got me but it was fun…. For a while.
TLDR: these chicks are usually fun and hotter than a $2 pistol but they ain’t the one to take home to mama.
She claimed to be a Wiccan follower and a witch in the same vein as like Stevie Nicks was a witch.
So she was crazy as hell but very attractive and a Tiger in the sack. So it was overlooked until like all women her shite got old. Not the least of which included her declaration that she was sexually free to do anyone or anything at any time and would not entertain any complaints about it.
So I got out before the STDs got me but it was fun…. For a while.
TLDR: these chicks are usually fun and hotter than a $2 pistol but they ain’t the one to take home to mama.
Posted on 8/8/25 at 2:33 pm to Barstools
I did for a little while… she was a Wiccan high priest or something like that.
Halloween was one of the weirdest thing I ever encountered.
Being around a bond fire, with some fat nerdy freaks, making a circle of life and being lead around by the green man and listening to all their chants.
I just wanted to drink beer and hand out candy.
Halloween was one of the weirdest thing I ever encountered.
Being around a bond fire, with some fat nerdy freaks, making a circle of life and being lead around by the green man and listening to all their chants.
I just wanted to drink beer and hand out candy.
Posted on 8/8/25 at 2:47 pm to Barstools
You should have asked her the same question that Glinda, the good witch of the north, asked Dorothy, “Are you a good witch or a bad witch?”.
Posted on 8/8/25 at 3:08 pm to tigersownall
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she just recently cast a spell on his blazer.
coat or SUV?
Posted on 8/8/25 at 3:18 pm to LSUGrrrl
Was coming here to see
Hi grrrl
Hi grrrl
Posted on 8/8/25 at 3:25 pm to wareaglepete
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You know why witches don’t wear panties?
better grip
Posted on 8/8/25 at 3:56 pm to Barstools
No but I was married to one once...
Posted on 8/8/25 at 4:17 pm to Shamoan
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At worst she is a legitimate master of satanic arts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 4:21 pm to Barstools
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What part of this story makes you think I was on drugs?
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King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
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