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Anyone have a dog actually poop in their shoe?
Posted on 10/3/20 at 9:50 am
Posted on 10/3/20 at 9:50 am
I thought it was something that only happened as a joke in movies/shows...
My new puppy (no pics) has great aim with his shits and now I have to throw out a new pair of Allen Edmonds wingtips.
Got me thinking about other shite that would seem absurd to happen in real life that we just accept in a movie/show...
The only thing that comes to mind is whenever someone belly’s up to a bar they’ll just order “a beer” and drink whatever they get from the bartender.
I get that they probably don’t want to promote a “bud light” or a “Stella” or whatever, but we gloss right over it without question.
What else you got?
inb4: subtle new puppy brag
My new puppy (no pics) has great aim with his shits and now I have to throw out a new pair of Allen Edmonds wingtips.
Got me thinking about other shite that would seem absurd to happen in real life that we just accept in a movie/show...
The only thing that comes to mind is whenever someone belly’s up to a bar they’ll just order “a beer” and drink whatever they get from the bartender.
I get that they probably don’t want to promote a “bud light” or a “Stella” or whatever, but we gloss right over it without question.
What else you got?
inb4: subtle new puppy brag
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Posted on 10/3/20 at 9:52 am to yankeeundercover
quote:
My new puppy (no pics)
Lame. We want to see the puppy.
Posted on 10/3/20 at 9:52 am to yankeeundercover
Just one of the reasons I don't own a dog
Posted on 10/3/20 at 9:53 am to yankeeundercover
Congrats on your first “half pint of the black stuff”
Posted on 10/3/20 at 9:57 am to Roll Tide Ravens
quote:Fine.
We want to see the puppy.
eta: It’s a Cairn Terrier
This post was edited on 10/3/20 at 9:58 am
Posted on 10/3/20 at 10:10 am to yankeeundercover
No but my daughters cat likes to put bottle caps in my shoes for some reason
Posted on 10/3/20 at 10:17 am to yankeeundercover
I have but it wasn’t my dog.
Posted on 10/3/20 at 10:31 am to yankeeundercover
No, but I pooped on my shoe once.
Posted on 10/3/20 at 10:31 am to yankeeundercover
My dog RIP pissed on my wife’s shoes while she was washing dishes and wearing them. He walked up behind her and picked his leg up and pissed on her. He was mad because I wasn’t giving him my full attention. He was a little vindictive Boston Terrier. Some days he didn’t like her. I thought it was hilarious when she told what he did
Posted on 10/3/20 at 10:40 am to yankeeundercover
My mom had a smaller poodle.. That dog would take a dump on the kitchen table during the night. My poor dad would be the first downstairs for breakfast and blow his top. It was my mom's dog so it stayed around.. The dog was a psycho..
Posted on 10/3/20 at 10:43 am to yankeeundercover
That would Make you
Captain poopy shoe.
Why’s James Cryin?
Captain poopy shoe.
Why’s James Cryin?
Posted on 10/3/20 at 10:47 am to yankeeundercover
Next door neighbor was always taking in stray cats. One of the cats was very inquisitive and would come over when it saw me. One day the cat got in the house somehow.
The next morning I was getting dressed in the dark. I get in the car, start driving, and smell shite. I noticed a brown stain on my shirt and pull over. The cat had left a semi solid dump in my shoe, and for whatever reason I couldn't smell it, and it was gross.
The next morning I was getting dressed in the dark. I get in the car, start driving, and smell shite. I noticed a brown stain on my shirt and pull over. The cat had left a semi solid dump in my shoe, and for whatever reason I couldn't smell it, and it was gross.
Posted on 10/3/20 at 10:49 am to fr33manator
Posted on 10/3/20 at 10:51 am to yankeeundercover
quote:
I get that they probably don’t want to promote a “bud light” or a “Stella” or whatever, but we gloss right over it without question.
Its kinda funny because you can order pretty much everything else by its generic name, and it is just assumed you want well/house.
"A cabernet", "A shot of tequila", etc.
Posted on 10/3/20 at 11:04 am to yankeeundercover
I had a friend who had a VERY rustic cabin he used to turkey hunt out of. Found a juvenile copperhead in his boot one morning. (Was getting dressed).
I would much rather have poop.
I would much rather have poop.
Posted on 10/3/20 at 11:08 am to yankeeundercover
I spanked our new puppy one time and he shite inside my jean pant leg in an act of revenge.
Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:13 pm to yankeeundercover
Not poop, but my old Dachshund pissed in my bedroom slipper twice. The incidents were probably 5 yrs apart but I can assure you after the second time he never thought about going near my slippers again for any reason...
Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:17 pm to yankeeundercover
quote:
It’s a Cairn Terrier
My mom had one of those dogs. It lived to be 20.
Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:33 pm to yankeeundercover
quote:
The only thing that comes to mind is whenever someone belly’s up to a bar they’ll just order “a beer” and drink whatever they get from the bartender.
I get that they probably don’t want to promote a “bud light” or a “Stella” or whatever, but we gloss right over it without question.
what the frick are you trying to say here? I have never went up to a bar and just said I wanted a beer.
Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:37 pm to yankeeundercover
My dog doesn’t have shoes.
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