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re: Anyone ever walked in on someone in their hotel room?
Posted on 5/13/16 at 6:44 pm to Clark W Griswold
Posted on 5/13/16 at 6:44 pm to Clark W Griswold
I walked in on 2 women in bathrobes doing their makeup, apologized and shut the door. It was my screw up because I had the last 2 #'s of my room transposed but the key card still opened their lock.
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Posted on 5/13/16 at 6:46 pm to sleepytime
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I walked in on 2 women in bathrobes doing their makeup, apologized and shut the door. It was my screw up because I had the last 2 #'s of my room transposed but the key card still opened their lock.
that you Michael Barrett?
Posted on 5/13/16 at 7:21 pm to Clark W Griswold
I travel for work a good bit and it is suprising how frequently this happens...I have probably walked into rooms a half dozen times to either find someone in the room or their stuff on the bed, but they are out.
mad me realize just how important it is to use every locking device on the door anytime I am in the room.....
mad me realize just how important it is to use every locking device on the door anytime I am in the room.....
Posted on 5/13/16 at 7:23 pm to Clark W Griswold
Yep. They double rented the room and ol boy was power fricking his gf. Awkward as all hell, my poor dad had to give the sex talk to a 8 year old.
Posted on 5/13/16 at 7:34 pm to Clark W Griswold
Not a hotel room story but I was walking up my stairs to my 3rd floor condo and accidentally opened the 2nd floor door.
A college coed was sitting on her couch in nothing but her panties with a lit joint in her hand. She laughed and shrieked and I shut the door.
I was 45 at the time so no I did not go back in.
A college coed was sitting on her couch in nothing but her panties with a lit joint in her hand. She laughed and shrieked and I shut the door.
I was 45 at the time so no I did not go back in.
Posted on 5/13/16 at 7:39 pm to Clark W Griswold
At least once. Some douchebag white boy once flipped out and followed me all the way to the front desk when he didn't believe I had been checked into an occupied room.
But worse I once walked in my room to find a bunch of Mexicans lounging around drinking beer. They had been checked into my room and evidently never wondered why there were already clothes in there.
But worse I once walked in my room to find a bunch of Mexicans lounging around drinking beer. They had been checked into my room and evidently never wondered why there were already clothes in there.
Posted on 5/13/16 at 7:44 pm to Easy
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But worse I once walked in my room to find a bunch of Mexicans lounging around drinking beer. They had been checked into my room and evidently never wondered why there were already clothes in there.
for some reason, I find this funny as shite!
Posted on 5/13/16 at 7:44 pm to Clark W Griswold
We walked in on a guy passed out naked on the bed. Some corporate suite hotel in BR. Thought he might be dead bc he didn't move.
Posted on 5/13/16 at 8:10 pm to Clark W Griswold
Walked in on a guy railing a chick he had bent over the bed. Girlfriend freaked the frick out. I turned around walked to the desk, explained what just happened and they gave us another room. Upon checkout we got an additional discount for the inconvenience. No big deal, shite happens.
Posted on 5/13/16 at 8:13 pm to Clark W Griswold
I saw an ad on craigslist from a guy giving free massages to fit guys under 30. It had been a long day, so I thought "awesome. free massage." I get to the hotel and knock, and this guy answers wearing a half tucked in tuxedo. His attire implies how seriously he's taking our encounter, and I appreciate that. He's kinda just staring at me like "wtf?" and behind him walks up a lady about his age in a long formal dress putting on her earrings. She looks at me and says "who are you?" and I look at the dude and say "I thought you were only doing guys?" He basically just shuts the door in my face, like an a-hole, and I can hear them arguing about something as I left. Never did get that massage.
Posted on 5/13/16 at 8:14 pm to Clark W Griswold
I grade tests for the College Board. They put us up in a hotel for a week with a roommate.
Some secretary got the name Carey confused with Kari and put a man and woman in the same room. Carey's flight was delayed and he arrived at 1 AM. The roommate was dead asleep in the far bed and he was bushed, so he crawled into the other bed and went to sleep. The lady woke the next morning, sees Carey laying there and runs screaming down the hall, yelling for security.
Some secretary got the name Carey confused with Kari and put a man and woman in the same room. Carey's flight was delayed and he arrived at 1 AM. The roommate was dead asleep in the far bed and he was bushed, so he crawled into the other bed and went to sleep. The lady woke the next morning, sees Carey laying there and runs screaming down the hall, yelling for security.
Posted on 5/13/16 at 8:18 pm to Clark W Griswold
quote:damn that sucks.
opened his hotel room door after checking in to see a guy cleaning up after jerking off
if you'd have just gotten there a few minutes earlier.
Posted on 5/13/16 at 8:22 pm to HarryBalzack
Before I check out I always like to rub one out and jizz in the food and entertainment guide they leave on the table. Always wondered what the next occupant thinks when he looks for something to eat or do and there's spooj sticking those pages together
Posted on 5/13/16 at 9:04 pm to raceboy
Walked in on a couple going at it. Girls wasn't hot so I went downstairs and asked for another room
Posted on 5/13/16 at 9:13 pm to Clark W Griswold
Wife and I were on honeymoon in French Polynesia. Found out that the residential staff were VERY friendly when I was six inches deep inside the wife and the maid knocked, did not wait and walked right on in. We were on the bed with no covers; my wife was morbid and just lay there pale as a ghost; I somehow managed to finish right as the maid was leaving.
Posted on 5/13/16 at 9:19 pm to LSUGrrrl
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We walked in on a guy passed out naked on the bed. Some corporate suite hotel in BR.
I did this at the LaQuinta in Gonzales. He was face down and had no clue I just walked in. I quietly went back out and went back to the desk to get another room. Kinda weird.
Posted on 5/13/16 at 9:34 pm to Clark W Griswold
I worked with a guy who walked in a room and a dude was already in their buck naked watching TV.
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