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Anyone ever got an STD while married?
Posted on 5/5/21 at 12:48 pm
Posted on 5/5/21 at 12:48 pm
What was your first thought?
Who did she bang?
Who did I bang?
Who did she bang?
Who did I bang?
This post was edited on 5/5/21 at 12:49 pm
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Posted on 5/5/21 at 12:48 pm to theunknownknight
Jody
Posted on 5/5/21 at 12:49 pm to Caymus
You banged Jody?
Posted on 5/5/21 at 12:49 pm to theunknownknight
Congrats on the std!
Posted on 5/5/21 at 12:49 pm to theunknownknight
quote:
What was your first thought?
Posted on 5/5/21 at 12:50 pm to theunknownknight
Trash level 8
Posted on 5/5/21 at 12:50 pm to theunknownknight
Did she go swimming in that dirty water again?
Posted on 5/5/21 at 12:50 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 5/5/21 at 12:50 pm to theunknownknight
I was suspicious because we'd been married 12 years. But my wife told me the herp can remain dormant for up to 20 years. I was very much relieved.
Posted on 5/5/21 at 12:51 pm to theunknownknight
Yeah off a toilet seat. Does that line still work?
Posted on 5/5/21 at 12:52 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 5/5/21 at 12:53 pm to Bestbank Tiger
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I was suspicious because we'd been married 12 years. But my wife told me the herp can remain dormant for up to 20 years. I was very much relieved.
Did you know - it is actually possible, though very very rare, to catch the herp from drinking after someone
Talk about a worst fear...be the best most honest man ever and have to explain away herpes
This post was edited on 5/5/21 at 12:53 pm
Posted on 5/5/21 at 12:58 pm to theunknownknight
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d you know - it is actually possible, though very very rare, to catch the herp from drinking after someone
That’s my understanding of how kids get it. Swapping spit at daycare via cups.
Posted on 5/5/21 at 1:00 pm to theunknownknight
She got it from riding a tractor.
Posted on 5/5/21 at 1:00 pm to Displaced
or a train?
Posted on 5/5/21 at 1:01 pm to theunknownknight
Yes.
Next question.
ETA: it was fleas after banging coyote's flat arse ex gf.
She got them from him.
He got them from nymeria.
Next question.
ETA: it was fleas after banging coyote's flat arse ex gf.
She got them from him.
He got them from nymeria.
This post was edited on 5/5/21 at 1:03 pm
Posted on 5/5/21 at 1:02 pm to X123F45
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Next question.
Was it you or her? Which STD?
This post was edited on 5/5/21 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 5/5/21 at 1:06 pm to theunknownknight
To be clear, I'm shitting in your thread because your thread is shitty.
Posted on 5/5/21 at 1:09 pm to Displaced
She got it from riding the mule
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